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@chr
happy solstice everyone! remember, today will be 4,972,168,222 hours long, so get comfortable because we'll be here for a long time
@chr glad to have them back
@chr I wouldn't say we've been missing them.
@chr a lot of time, for, a lot of sorrow
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@chr how can summer already be ending it just started
@chr
>Today will be 4,972,168,222 hours long
That's about 8,287 times longer than the average human lifespan, which means for the next 2,762 generations everyone is going to have the same birthday.
It won't need to happen immediately, but eventually humanity is going to need to shift to a birthday-party-based global economy
these are the jokes you people have missed while i was vacationing