The funniest thing about dads is how they can never just go to bed without slowwwly melting and then snapping back to attention and then slooowwwwwwlyyy melting and then snapping back to attention for like an hour. What is it about creating a child that makes men melt at night.

@theoutrider I bet you a zillion pounds you do it too. Sit there and slowly slowly slowly slump over and then go "snrgk" and sit back up like you're ready to give a speech. For an hour. I bet you.

@Murkrow oh right

that's just falling asleep while sitting isn't it

like I've been doing that since school

@Murkrow going to go and say it happens more with dads because having kids = very tired forever

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