Programmers only know 10 jokes, and they're both about binary.

If there was a monstertruck digimon, would it be called truckstermon?

When writing Rust code, remember the most important rule:

Copy
On
Write
Should
Always
Yield
Significantly
More
Object
Orientation

Or just remember the mnemonic;
CoW SAYS MOO

There are two wolves inside you.

No, wait. There's one wolf, one sea serpent and one half-woman/half-corpse inside you.

I won't get fat if I don't eat the yellow M&M's®, right?

:battery_low: tired/wired meme format
:battery_full: this meme format

tired: Hot Air Balloons
wired: Hot Space Balloons

We've had airships and airbusses.
And we've had spaceships.

When are we getting spacebusses?

"Gamer": A form of elf from the Elder Scrolls universe; see also Altmer, Bosmer, Dunmer, Dwemer, Orsimer.

tired: Thor the Thundergod
wired: Tor the Oniongod

:spidey_darkness: Denmark, Norway, Sweden & Finland
:spidey_light: Nordic Countries
:spidey_awareness: Scandinavia
:spidey_reality: Kalmar Union :holycow:

I feel like yelling at something to hide my own insecurities.

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Already linked this before but re-encountered it while closing tabs so what the heck:

Voice over IRC: A joke taken too far, pointless yet awesome~ :blobuwu:

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