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Tumblr kids normally: uwu I luv cryptids and I luv being weird
Tumblr kids when confronted with a juggalo: ugfhhhhh these people are so wacky and gross

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the first computer error was made the moment the first computer was powered on for the first time. we call this the "original sin" and it is at the root of all mortal suffering today

me: "I'm gonna drink a bunch of coffee and do homework"

me two hours later, having done no homework whatsoever: hmmmm maybe some tea

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personal (💛+++💛) 

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sometimes my internal monologue is just overwhelmed with the monty python's flying circus intro music

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the following are tasty af:

-eggnog
-eggs
-sourdough bread

I am enjoying all of them at the same time

this is a rhetorical question because I am doing this regardless

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🎶 I kissed a girl and I liked it 🎶

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