PA colonist: “hey lets make our town after the king of prussia”

Other colonist: “cool idea what’s his name”

PA colonist: “do i look like a fuckin history book”

zelda boss idea: the sorrow but for all the pots you broke and bushes you chopped down

I had a great idea for a new Star Trek series the other night. It’ll be a Showtime original documenting the torrid encounters of people vacationing on Risa, with a resurrected Zalman King as showrunner.


They can call it Red Shirt Diaries 🥁

Hey there youtube, you’re watching DIY Furniture Show. We’re going to show you how to make a set of shelves and a bed frame for only $20!

Step 1: go to your warehouse full of power tools and woodworking equipment
Step 2: g

🎶If you’re Criss Angel: Mindfreak, baby
🎶Maybe you'd understand
🎶Starfish and coffee
🎶Maple syrup and jam

Did you know: the architecture term “window” (an opening in the wall or roof of a building or vehicle that is fitted with glass or other transparent material in a frame to admit light or air and allow people to see out) gets its name from Microsoft Windows? It’s true!

🎶 sonic the hedgehog
🎶 he’s a fuckin hedgehog

Fun DST fact! If it wasn’t for daylight saving time, today’s date would be June 8, 1992. Really makes you think

DNF stands for

Fuckin’ package manager

Meetings, Tag-ups, and Quick Chats: How to Concern Troll Your Way to Less Work and More Pay

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if chiptune is just music made with integrated circuits and integrated circuits are just flattened sand with lightning inside this means that the sound of thunder at the beach is chiptune

“Skinny’s like short. It’s like the horizontal short.”

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cybrespace: the social hub of the information superhighway

jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal