will @wpo@cybre.space

Sup YouTube, it’s time for another diy video you can do at home! This time it’s “DIY Archery Target from Scrap Materials”

Step 1: grab all your scrap materials

Step 2: go to your warehouse full of power tools and cut this pristine scrap wood you harvested from an extra work bench you don’t need any more because you have too many work benches

With all of us self-isolating it’s hard to go to our fave foodie places, so here’s a recipe for a charcuterie board (butcher’s nachos) that costs a fraction of the usual $30 and disappointment!

Ingredients:
- crackers (store brand ritz or export sodas)
- spam (any variety or multiple)
- shredded mexican cheese blend that’s already in the fridge
- mustard

1. Cut spam into cracker-sized squares
2. Ball up some shredded cheese so it fits
3. Put all ingredients on cracker, eat it over the sink

get in the jail, bunny

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Contrary to popular belief, Die Hardman is not named after the film “Die Hard”, the car battery brand “Die Hard”, or even the word “diehard”. In an interview with Famitsu, Kojima stated that he “really liked the idea of rigor mortis giving people erections”. When asked about the other meanings of the term, he shrugged and declined to respond.

lifehack:

Keep a stash of lettuce in your purse. Now any restaurant meal can be a salad 💫

want to add a fresh kick to your salads? mix dr bronner ALL-ONE peppermint with balsamic vinegar and experience the Moral A-B-C of flavor!

I’ve been rewatching Dragon Ball and the population of Earth back then was so much cooler. Talking dinosaurs, animal people, monsters, humans, all living in harmony and all friends with Goku. It’s suddenly *really weird* to me that DBZ mostly has human background characters.

The man in black fled across the desert, and you are a horrible goose.

PA colonist: “hey lets make our town after the king of prussia”

Other colonist: “cool idea what’s his name”

PA colonist: “do i look like a fuckin history book”

zelda boss idea: the sorrow but for all the pots you broke and bushes you chopped down

@bonzoesc ty for the letter and @remotenemesis ty for the sticker that came in it!

I had a great idea for a new Star Trek series the other night. It’ll be a Showtime original documenting the torrid encounters of people vacationing on Risa, with a resurrected Zalman King as showrunner.

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They can call it Red Shirt Diaries 🥁

Hey there youtube, you’re watching DIY Furniture Show. We’re going to show you how to make a set of shelves and a bed frame for only $20!

Step 1: go to your warehouse full of power tools and woodworking equipment
Step 2: g

🎶If you’re Criss Angel: Mindfreak, baby
🎶Maybe you'd understand
🎶Starfish and coffee
🎶Maple syrup and jam

Did you know: the architecture term “window” (an opening in the wall or roof of a building or vehicle that is fitted with glass or other transparent material in a frame to admit light or air and allow people to see out) gets its name from Microsoft Windows? It’s true!

🎶 sonic the hedgehog
🎶 he’s a fuckin hedgehog