AMAB: Assigned Male At Birth
AFAB: Assigned Female At Birth
ACAB: All Cops Are Bastards
AHAB: TOWARDS THEE I ROLL, THOU ALL-DESTROYING BUT UNCONQUERING WHALE; TO THE LAST I GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE
@witchfynder_finder or, you know, "Assigned Harpoon At Birth" for short
@witchfynder_finder ABAB: I am a River in Sumatra!
@witchfynder_finder wait what do you mean TO THE LAST I GRAPPLE WITH THEE is from moby dick
i...i thought it was from titan ffxiv......
@monsterblue You learn something new every day!
@witchfynder_finder huh, so that's where khan's final words came from
@cdmnky Would you believe you're not the first person who has had this realization because of this post? =P
@witchfynder_finder oh my god fskjsdklfj
@SapphicGiraffic I have no idea, I don't actually play FF14, I just have been told twice now that a boss says "To the last I grapple with thee"
@SapphicGiraffic Also now I am just counting down until Melissa shows up and tries to talk me into playing FF14
@witchfynder_finder well coriander, with the expanded Free Trial, new players can journey through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restriction on playtime!
@SapphicGiraffic Yeah yeah the expanded Free Trial, I've heard this song before
@witchfynder_finder I actually loled. Then I screenied this and put it on IG
@witchfynder_finder (AHAB : also a nice german funeral doom band for those who likes Skepticism and the likeπ€ )
@witchfynder_finder This took longer for me to get than I'd like to admit...
@witchfynder_finder Iβm embarrassed to say itβs been ten years since I last read Moby-Dick.π³
@shellz_campbell reminds me of that "ClickHole" "article" from a while back that was just the entire book, the "bait" being the iconic first lines lol
@shellz_campbell no, my bad, it was this: "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World"
I have taught at LEAST two people that a FF14 boss references Moby Dick because of this post