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One day a man named Benny was visited by his fairy godmother, who told him he would live forever so long as he never shaved. He lived to be 175 years old before meeting a beautiful woman and falling in love, who convinced him to shave his beard off. When his fairy godmother heard what he had done, she was so incensed that she turned him immediately into an ornate Grecian urn, which just goes to show you... 

...a Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

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This is the kind of humour you get from The Muppet Show, by the way, so if you have Disney+, you should watch it

@witchfynder_finder this joke is bad and you should feel bad for telling it

re: One day a man named Benny was visited by his fairy godmother, who told him he would live forever so long as he never shaved. He lived to be 175 years old before meeting a beautiful woman and falling in love, who convinced him to shave his beard off. When his fairy godmother heard what he had done, she was so incensed that she turned him immediately into an ornate Grecian urn, which just goes to show you... 

@witchfynder_finder this is fucking terrible. i love it. i am going to go immediately tell it to my dad

One day a man named Benny was visited by his fairy godmother, who told him he would live forever so long as he never shaved. He lived to be 175 years old before meeting a beautiful woman and falling in love, who convinced him to shave his beard off. When his fairy godmother heard what he had done, she was so incensed that she turned him immediately into an ornate Grecian urn, which just goes to show you... 

@witchfynder_finder cw for dad joke

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