I'm losing my mind
@witchfynder_finder *sweating bullets* hahah no i swear im an antifa supersoldier, my vial of supersoldier juice just got lost in the mail!
@witchfynder_finder Could be worse: I don't know *why*, but I got an "official Trump 2020" card in the mail. I'm leveraging it for undercover ops.
@witchfynder_finder I'll bust out my polo shirt and cargo shorts and be ready to recon the golf course.
@witchfynder_finder for some reason this makes me think of that Calvin & Hobbes "card carrying certified genius" strip except it's "certified antifa"
@witchfynder_finder no seriously, I'm an antifa supervisor. I'm from a different town, you wouldn't have heard of me
@witchfynder_finder Gonna print out "antifa cards" that are designed in MS paint, with comic sans that just say "do I look like a fucking cop?" on them.