π»β’ Horatius Bonar ππ©οΈ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Themself
- Fav Star War
- The Last Jedi
- Mech Name
- GODSPEED REBELS
- Nationalize
- Taco Bell
It's Coriander, your favourite goblin! I really like books and music and video games and Communism! I am not an anarchist.
Locked but feel free to follow request. No promises tho, especially if you've never interacted with any of my stuff before.
Pronouns are they/them, but if you're feeling spicy you can use gob/gobs/gobself. Captain is an acceptable form of address but you can mix it up with Emprex if you like.
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Joined Jun 2017
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Attention!
Goblin Art has arrived!!!
Shout-outs to the wonderful @firstprogenitor, he was fantastic to work with and I'm super pleased with the result! Go commission him!
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Imposter Syndrome? No, you misheard me, I got I'm Poster Syndrome, it's where I can't shut the fuck up on line
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My first one is this:
if you ship Reylo fuck you
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Okay lovely childrens gather 'round it is Story Time!!!
Monkee Mode
love to see headlines such as "white supremacist neo nazi group supposedly evil????"
Sometimes you overhaul your profile for a single bit and then you're like
now what
you get the big fucked up trucks with tons of protective gear you get the "oh shit they're here go go go" you get the tons of weird gear you get the danger all in order to capture some film that someone somewhere will use
but, instead of it being a tornado or something, it's godzilla
stormchasers, but for kaiju fights
Personally, I'm here for anything that makes fun of Tool, which is a very tedious band
when youre in the middle of making posts about abolishing the CIA and your browser suddenly crashes
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me: *sees werewolf*
me: pupy pupy pupy pupy pupy pupy pupy pupy
hate when dumb POLITICS invade my SACRED GAMER SPACE where no stupid LIB IDEOLOGY is supposed to threaten my SHITTY OPINIONS
Snail Race
Anyway, it hit 1.0 today, it's really good, it's on sale, you should pick it up if you're in the market for a new action roguelite
Interviewer at big over 100K salary job interview: Alright... so I see you were active on a social media platform Mastodon as username [squints] βwhippinβ ariana grandeβ
Me: lol epic
Interviewer: hrm yes epic.... may I ask why you posted... and I quote, βOh my God, my ass is shooting North Korean Nukes, holy fucking shit, decapitate Elon Musk and feed his head to George W Bushβ. May I ask if this is you and why you posted it?
Me: lmfao Epic Win my dude.
Interviewer: [cracks open Monster energy drink (white can)] About fucking time someone said it, amirite? Youβre hired, Ass Eating Goku.
This game is honestly fundamentally pretty simple but they NAILED the gamefeel, every single thing you do is punchy, it all has weight, you feel like a fuckin badass playing
Until you don't... =P
Hoooo boy ScourgeBringer is really fucking good
Hurts my wrist to play tho I'm not used to that level of button-mashing anymore
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Themself
- Fav Star War
- The Last Jedi
- Mech Name
- GODSPEED REBELS
- Nationalize
- Taco Bell
It's Coriander, your favourite goblin! I really like books and music and video games and Communism! I am not an anarchist.
Locked but feel free to follow request. No promises tho, especially if you've never interacted with any of my stuff before.
Pronouns are they/them, but if you're feeling spicy you can use gob/gobs/gobself. Captain is an acceptable form of address but you can mix it up with Emprex if you like.
Avatar by @setavulos
Joined Jun 2017
