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Please don't follow me just because of those Isabelle pictures I didn't even draw them

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You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

Ghost PokΓ©mon are my favorite bc every PokΓ©dex entry raises some deeply unsettling questions about the metaphysics of the PokΓ©mon world.

@witchfynder_finder When I say "we" I mean the entire client services department and several engineers, crossing a street with no cross walk in a big mass of irreplaceable employees.

at least 7 of us, three times a day.

They caved, for a few months, and put in a real coffee machine, and started offering real milk instead of powdered.

But it lasted less than four months, and then they went to a machine that I'm pretty sure only used instant coffee from pods and just supplied hot water.

Help me identify this sci-fi novel! 

This Bernie guy seems pretty good. Comrade Corbyn only allows time off for jam making

@OCRbot

watching anime on the steam video player, the way god intended

Had to go down to the cafeteria and buy a Starbucks drink to apologize to my mouth for subjecting it to engineer coffee

FOREVER laughing about one of the secondary antagonists in the prequels literally being The CIS

@byttyrs CIS = Confederacy of Independent Systems

they even have a flag

mastodon is CIS (a confedereacy of independant systems)

@witchfynder_finder ummmm that's literally stuff they pulled from the EU...it was never given screen time tho, will give you that.

Books tho...

Honestly the #1 reason Star Wars new canon is more fun than the EU ever was is the fact that there are Emperor Truthers in the Galaxy who fall somewhere along a sliding scale from "Luke Skywalker didn't kill the Emperor" to "The Emperor never died."

when a magnemite evolves do two other magnemites just like, disappear

Man I'm tired
*has coffee*
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@witchfynder_finder english seems to be at the phase, at least among internet users of the language, where weirder and weirder constructions are becoming normal because they're just funnier

i wouldn't be surprised if in two years beadjectiving using "be-" will become a hot new joke format

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