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Please don't follow me just because of those Isabelle pictures I didn't even draw them

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You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

Peace is nice
Peace is nice
Peace is better than
CHIKIN & RICE!!!

How technology has progressed, or something

1993 vs 2019

Me: in going to take a break from mastodon today
Me 10 minutes later: the gelflings need to nut up or shut up

i should be able to get a card stamped every time i’m misgendered and get a free sandwich on my tenth one

@007 welcome to German, would you like some zusammengesetzte Hauptwörter ("sat-together main words", the colloquial term for compound nouns)

PSA: fuck you with a rusty fork if you exclude AMAB enbies from your non-men and gender queer spaces

Today at my local public library, I pocketed all of the Air Force recruiter's business cards and hid the accompanying flyers. It was easy and fun! Fuck the military :blacker_heart:

Gonna be sad when I move to have to say goodbye to the only man in my life. He means so much to me.
He really is an ideal example of non-toxic masculinity. If all men followed his example, we'd have a utopia.

it's a safe assumption that anyone who has "human being" in their profile but no fucking pronouns is just the soft variety of FOSSbro

(Does Fediplay even work with Spotify links???)

Graveshadow - Hero of Time
Genre: Symphonic power metal

Here's a song about Zelda that ISN'T obnoxious nerdcore bullshit but is actually, like. Good.

open.spotify.com/track/166wB2e

i searched for "frog" because i wanted to look at pictures of frogs and the first result was a "global design, innovation, and strategy firm" called "frog" and i've never been angrier

tucking myself into a giant tortilla bed and dreaming of Fourthmeal

@scribblefrog

I’d rather have the “good news tooth shoes” than the “bad news tooth shoes”

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