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- Pronouns
- They/Them/Themself
- Fav Star War
- The Last Jedi
- Mech Name
- GODSPEED REBELS
- Nationalize
- Taco Bell
It's Coriander, your favourite 20-something goblin! At the moment I'm really not looking for a ton of new followers so please only send a request if we've talked before, else I'll just bin it. My replies are not a comments section.
Pronouns are they/them, but if you're feeling spicy you can use gob/gobs/gobself. Captain is an acceptable form of address but you can mix it up with Emprex if you like.
"fuck you Coriander, I knew you had god damn lead guitarist energy" ~ lucy
Joined Jun 2017
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Attention!
Goblin Art has arrived!!!
Shout-outs to the wonderful @firstprogenitor, he was fantastic to work with and I'm super pleased with the result! Go commission him!
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Imposter Syndrome? No, you misheard me, I got I'm Poster Syndrome, it's where I can't shut the fuck up on line
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Okay lovely childrens gather 'round it is Story Time!!!
have i told you about donkey in black desert online? i have regular horses but i like to ride the donkey.
more like..............
lemon based drink
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"Boy, I'm thirsty! I should could go for a nice glass of"
LEMON BASE DRINK
The line is "... Tang... Ain't Nuthing..." which implies that it is not nothing, ergo to say I nearly died over "nothing" is incorrect
Considering they thought "nothing" was a funny one, I suppose I should stop being surprised at British euphemisms for pussies
knowing that people are horny for the talking sword from dave the barbarian is definitely in the category of cursed knowledge that is "i know this, now all of you have to know this too"
the real pressing issue of sword anatomy we're all wanting to know:
the fuck do you call the sword cleavage
@Colophonscrawl oh steely tang is my fav 70s rock band
Fiend. Villain! You will taste the heat of my steely tang this day!
@witchfynder_finder @Colophonscrawl that's one for my clunge compilation
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welcome to the tl colophon is mika
@witchfynder_finder don't you start with me all over, between Mika and you, you may have dealt me more damage tonight
(looking at recent posts)
i will say that looking up poontang in the oxford english dictionary for its history as a word is a fun time
gay gay homosexual gay 
The vandalism here is really bad.
I hate it here -refuses to log off-
The shaft is the tang of the dick
@witchfynder_finder @FirstProgenitor He has been showing my mom some swordsmithing techniques out in the garage though so this does not surprise me
filled with spunk (americanized)
- Pronouns
- They/Them/Themself
- Fav Star War
- The Last Jedi
- Mech Name
- GODSPEED REBELS
- Nationalize
- Taco Bell
It's Coriander, your favourite 20-something goblin! At the moment I'm really not looking for a ton of new followers so please only send a request if we've talked before, else I'll just bin it. My replies are not a comments section.
Pronouns are they/them, but if you're feeling spicy you can use gob/gobs/gobself. Captain is an acceptable form of address but you can mix it up with Emprex if you like.
"fuck you Coriander, I knew you had god damn lead guitarist energy" ~ lucy
Joined Jun 2017
