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Please don't follow me just because of those Isabelle pictures I didn't even draw them

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You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

Peace is nice
Peace is nice
Peace is better than

How technology has progressed, or something

1993 vs 2019

Me: in going to take a break from mastodon today
Me 10 minutes later: the gelflings need to nut up or shut up

i should be able to get a card stamped every time i’m misgendered and get a free sandwich on my tenth one

@007 welcome to German, would you like some zusammengesetzte Hauptwörter ("sat-together main words", the colloquial term for compound nouns)

PSA: fuck you with a rusty fork if you exclude AMAB enbies from your non-men and gender queer spaces

Today at my local public library, I pocketed all of the Air Force recruiter's business cards and hid the accompanying flyers. It was easy and fun! Fuck the military :blacker_heart:

Gonna be sad when I move to have to say goodbye to the only man in my life. He means so much to me.
He really is an ideal example of non-toxic masculinity. If all men followed his example, we'd have a utopia.

it's a safe assumption that anyone who has "human being" in their profile but no fucking pronouns is just the soft variety of FOSSbro

(Does Fediplay even work with Spotify links???)

Graveshadow - Hero of Time
Genre: Symphonic power metal

Here's a song about Zelda that ISN'T obnoxious nerdcore bullshit but is actually, like. Good.

i searched for "frog" because i wanted to look at pictures of frogs and the first result was a "global design, innovation, and strategy firm" called "frog" and i've never been angrier

tucking myself into a giant tortilla bed and dreaming of Fourthmeal


I’d rather have the “good news tooth shoes” than the “bad news tooth shoes”

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