👻™ Smalt & Wattle @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space

@kobold Usage: Hot diggity, grandma, this song really bwamps!!!

Fyoowee Woad

You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

My mum took this picture of me the other day while we were on a location scout and then surprised me with an actually edited version of it

As much as I love those early Drizzt books (before he, by all accounts, became just the worst kind of Mary Sue), I don't really feel like thinly-veiled racism allegory is something I want to read right now...

Specifically...

You know what fuck it I need the book equivalent of comfort food

Time for old RA Salvatore Forgotten Realms books

Listen I'm all for worldbuilding and lore and all that shit but like

I just want to read a fun story right now

The clock on the microwave is currently 11 minutes fast

Functionally this means I have no fucking idea what time it is

#NowPlaying #NP #Fediplay

insaneintherainmusic - One-Winged Angel Jazz Arrangement

Yes, I do basically post every time he puts a new video up because they're all SO GOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5q4x24IxTI

It's really telling how fucked up the NRA actually is because there's an initiative on our ballots that basically says "We're putting a waiting period on semi-automatic weapons and also you get in trouble if you don't lock that shit up properly" and there are signs all over the gotdamn place saying "VOTE NO ON 1639 DON'T CRIMINALIZE SELF-DEFENSE" and literally nothing in the bill does that.

As a very pro-gun Communist, I'm voting for it.

There are tons of amazing incidental NPC lines in WoW but I think my favourite has to be "Stay away from da voodoo."

Okay real talk tho why do so many rappers have Lil in their name now?

Like I know the 90s are back in a lot of ways but damn

"It's been a real thorn in my proverbial side."

is a phrase that popped into my head just now and I had to do something with

I can't believe I logged on to mastodon dot elephant to be memed on by a gay lion at 2 in the gatdang AM but here I am

I feel like I just lost about half an hour if not more ;A;

Also Me: YES GOOD BUT STILL HOW????

Joss Whedon: I'm leaving the Batgirl movie, I didn't have a story
Me: LITERALLY HOW????

White people love to say stuff like "we came at the right time" when they're at a restaurant that gets full after they walk in