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You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

Pros of learning Esperanto:
Have access to a theoretical lingua franca that could help facilitate ease of travel in and around Europe

Cons of learning Esperanto:
Can only speak it with the kind of people who learn Esperanto

WHY is every BEN SHAPIRO-related headline TYPESET like THIS?

I don't have any more SWORD FACTS but I have a feeling that any other German sword would also have a very literal name.

SWORDS FACT

Another noteworthy two-handed longsword was the flamberge or Flammenschwert. It was known for the unique shape of the blade, which resembled a flame. The German name, when translated to English, means "flame sword."

SWORDS FACT

The Zweihander was a famous style of two-handed longsword. The name, when translated from German, means "two-hands."

Made it to Snowhead Temple in Majora's Mask 3D.

If I can complete it, I think that'll be the farthest I've ever gotten in this game.

If that's not the farthest, then I'll pass the mark p soon after that.

Super proud of myself, I've never played this game without a walkthrough before because the last time I tried I was the kind of tryhard kid who used walkthroughs for entire games.

Wait, Will Wheaton is ACTUALLY on Mastodon?

Shit, I thought those were all jokes

I hope that, within a few years, once most of the Big Story of the new Star Wars has been told, we start to get books and comics and such about, like, smaller things.

I love stories that shape the fate of the Galaxy, but I would also like to just read about some space pirates going out and doing whatever or a division of the Rebel Alliance that did smaller missions instead of, like, killing Death Stars.

There's a lot of potential there, let's not waste it all on Big Names, y'know?

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I got paid yesterday and now my bank account is sitting at far-and-away the highest number it's ever been at and it just

It feels good

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You know, some people do have a legitimate desire to help the people of their community. The issue is they think the only way to do this is to join the police force.

Newsflash, kids, instead of doing that, you could be a firefighter, provide an actual service to your community, still get to wear a uniform, AND you get to slide down a pole!

Plus communists will respect you! There's no downside!!

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insaneintherainmusic - Lower Brinstar
Genre: Jazz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXME8JTzymM

In the strictest sense, I suppose that would be Empire, wouldn't it?

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