You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.
Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!
Esperanto shitpost (but also just kinda dunking on it) Show more
Pros of learning Esperanto:
Have access to a theoretical lingua franca that could help facilitate ease of travel in and around Europe
Cons of learning Esperanto:
Can only speak it with the kind of people who learn Esperanto
WHY is every BEN SHAPIRO-related headline TYPESET like THIS?
I don't have any more SWORD FACTS but I have a feeling that any other German sword would also have a very literal name.
Another noteworthy two-handed longsword was the flamberge or Flammenschwert. It was known for the unique shape of the blade, which resembled a flame. The German name, when translated to English, means "flame sword."
The Zweihander was a famous style of two-handed longsword. The name, when translated from German, means "two-hands."
Made it to Snowhead Temple in Majora's Mask 3D.
If I can complete it, I think that'll be the farthest I've ever gotten in this game.
If that's not the farthest, then I'll pass the mark p soon after that.
Super proud of myself, I've never played this game without a walkthrough before because the last time I tried I was the kind of tryhard kid who used walkthroughs for entire games.
really though the idea that anyone would have One Single Verified Identity is so 2016 i can't even 😂 we each got like five 🖐🏻😝
Wait, Will Wheaton is ACTUALLY on Mastodon?
Shit, I thought those were all jokes
Boost this if it really do be like that
I hope that, within a few years, once most of the Big Story of the new Star Wars has been told, we start to get books and comics and such about, like, smaller things.
I love stories that shape the fate of the Galaxy, but I would also like to just read about some space pirates going out and doing whatever or a division of the Rebel Alliance that did smaller missions instead of, like, killing Death Stars.
There's a lot of potential there, let's not waste it all on Big Names, y'know?
don't destroy what made mastodon a safe community for marginalized people just to appease twitter users
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semi shitpost but also very serious take about cops Show more
You know, some people do have a legitimate desire to help the people of their community. The issue is they think the only way to do this is to join the police force.
Newsflash, kids, instead of doing that, you could be a firefighter, provide an actual service to your community, still get to wear a uniform, AND you get to slide down a pole!
Plus communists will respect you! There's no downside!!
In the strictest sense, I suppose that would be Empire, wouldn't it?
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