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Attention!

Goblin Art has arrived!!!

Shout-outs to the wonderful @firstprogenitor, he was fantastic to work with and I'm super pleased with the result! Go commission him!

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Imposter Syndrome? No, you misheard me, I got I'm Poster Syndrome, it's where I can't shut the fuck up on line

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have i told you about donkey in black desert online? i have regular horses but i like to ride the donkey.

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more like..............

lemon based drink

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The line is "... Tang... Ain't Nuthing..." which implies that it is not nothing, ergo to say I nearly died over "nothing" is incorrect

Considering they thought "nothing" was a funny one, I suppose I should stop being surprised at British euphemisms for pussies

knowing that people are horny for the talking sword from dave the barbarian is definitely in the category of cursed knowledge that is "i know this, now all of you have to know this too"

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the real pressing issue of sword anatomy we're all wanting to know:

the fuck do you call the sword cleavage

Fiend. Villain! You will taste the heat of my steely tang this day!

@witchfynder_finder don't you start with me all over, between Mika and you, you may have dealt me more damage tonight

(looking at recent posts)

i will say that looking up poontang in the oxford english dictionary for its history as a word is a fun time

@witchfynder_finder @FirstProgenitor He has been showing my mom some swordsmithing techniques out in the garage though so this does not surprise me

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