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Please don't follow me just because of those Isabelle pictures I didn't even draw them

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You: Now that it's November 1, the time for spooks has come to a close.

Me, an intellectual: You are WEAK. You bloodline is WEAK. You will not survive the skeleton war!

Ghost PokΓ©mon are my favorite bc every PokΓ©dex entry raises some deeply unsettling questions about the metaphysics of the PokΓ©mon world.

@witchfynder_finder When I say "we" I mean the entire client services department and several engineers, crossing a street with no cross walk in a big mass of irreplaceable employees.

at least 7 of us, three times a day.

They caved, for a few months, and put in a real coffee machine, and started offering real milk instead of powdered.

But it lasted less than four months, and then they went to a machine that I'm pretty sure only used instant coffee from pods and just supplied hot water.

Help me identify this sci-fi novel! 

This Bernie guy seems pretty good. Comrade Corbyn only allows time off for jam making


watching anime on the steam video player, the way god intended

Had to go down to the cafeteria and buy a Starbucks drink to apologize to my mouth for subjecting it to engineer coffee

FOREVER laughing about one of the secondary antagonists in the prequels literally being The CIS

@byttyrs CIS = Confederacy of Independent Systems

they even have a flag

mastodon is CIS (a confedereacy of independant systems)

@witchfynder_finder ummmm that's literally stuff they pulled from the was never given screen time tho, will give you that.

Books tho...

Honestly the #1 reason Star Wars new canon is more fun than the EU ever was is the fact that there are Emperor Truthers in the Galaxy who fall somewhere along a sliding scale from "Luke Skywalker didn't kill the Emperor" to "The Emperor never died."

when a magnemite evolves do two other magnemites just like, disappear

Man I'm tired
*has coffee*
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@witchfynder_finder english seems to be at the phase, at least among internet users of the language, where weirder and weirder constructions are becoming normal because they're just funnier

i wouldn't be surprised if in two years beadjectiving using "be-" will become a hot new joke format

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