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I only accept requests from people I know.

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Cops come with an off switch on the back of their heads. Not many people know this. You just need to put the barrel firmly against it and

Thinking about becoming monogamous again. As a bit. Just as a joke. I think it would be way funny to do.

I could be your best friend or your worst fucking girlfriend if we become too close and you decide to start dating me.

If you thought i never peed, close ya fuckin eyes, you freak.

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I have a shitpost that mentions pee but i dont dont how to tag it. Tagging it "pee" feels ridiculous because the word is just in the text. You gain the same amount of information. This site is fucked up and wrong.

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workers i would fuck tier list

S: dock workers

A: other workers

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Leaving my partner for normal reasons like "i just think it's hard to maintain good communication" and also "i live outside now."

I wish i was into fucking up other people's lives the same way i am into fucking up my life.

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I wish i was into tech the same way i am fucking up my life.

Ive been sleeping next to it for several nights now. I don't know why. anprim life.

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A man gave me a rock one time and I've kept it all these years so yeah i guess you could say im bisexual.

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asking a non-binary person to explain their name yields one of two results

1: okay so it’s shortened from an abstract concept that’s incredibly meaningful to me and here’s a journal entry i wrote about the process of c-

2: i named myself brick. it’s short for bricholas

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