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dexter wants to learn french by listening to an instructional tape while he sleeps, but the tape gets stuck and just plays the words “omelette du fromage” over and over. when he wakes up that’s all he can say

at the end of the chapter raiden finds a research facility that has a massive room full of child brains in jars that are being subjected to vr child soldier training before they’ll eventually be placed in cyborgs

@itsonlythee just referred to the ending of metal gear rising’s sewer chapter as “omelette du fromage but worse” and that’s incredible

Now Playing: Neil Cicierega - Floor Corn [Mouth Moods]

if you have non-trivial router config, back it up :)

this toot brought to you by rebooting my router at 2:30am and having the config be completely wiped after it came back up

introducing a new Agile project management methodology: Scrum 41, for when your team is In Too Deep

Multiplayer maps and modes have been updated!

me this morning: "wow good thing i populated my pill minder correctly,
because I did not form a memory of becoming a dr mario puzzle"