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welcome to my page where nothing makes fucking sense

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if you came to my profile expecting genuine posts. you've been pranked.

mostly. expect some posts to be a lil emotional

try getting an italian grandmother to use an iphone then talk to me

wow virtual likes rap music aight fellas time to leave

you wuz on sum opp shit

i wuz cruisin down a ♤♡♢♧♤ block with the chopsticks

rockstar ♤♡♢♧♤

now i need a rock bitch

we want beef not veggies not squash bitch

send me ur matrix thingies i wanna talk to you peopels

👏 don't 👏 say 👏 TOOT 👏 if 👏 you're 👏 not 👏 a 👏 trumpeter 👏

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