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Android of Theseus

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I've always wanted to become an android, like.. making an identical synthetic clone of my brain and then transferring my consciousness via electrical signals but then I realized

That would be the same as cloning, it wouldn't be an actual transfer, right?

But then I thought of that one question: "If you replace wood boards on a boat one at a time, how many do you replace until it's a different boat?"

If we replaced individual cells or tiny parts of the brain one-by-one, we could retain our consciousness!

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I'm not good at mixing music but

For some reason I really want to remix
disco tits - Tove Lo

Would I Lie to You - David Guetta, Cedric Gervais & Chris Williams

Can't feel my face - The Weeknd

I feel like they'd just work so well together

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I've discovered that playing bass is actually really relaxing

I can't believe I let my ex talk me out of getting a split tongue

Sings baby come back to my pasta

i do not understand
the threats
that are in your model

and which
you are probably
acting on
for your security

forgive me
they are ridiculous
so unrealistic
and so vague

Protect your decker while she's in cyberspace!!

When someone posts something depressing but they were a huge cunt to you for absolutely no reason

Am I supposed to feel bad or schadenfreude?

if there's one thing that social media has taught me, it's that there are genuinely nice people out there...up north, in Canada mostly

My favorite song came on and I haaad to dance so now my toe is stubbed and it fucking hurts

She don't know what you do at night, all night long..
She don't know all the photos you've got on your phone..

But she knows, she knows, mm...

Valentine's day is almost over

I spent it all eating snacks and playing vidya lmao

The only thing worse than being sick on Valentine's day is being sick and alone with nobody to care for you and bring you chicken noodle soup

I hate everything

Sick on Valentine's day.. yaaaay

Ugh, the worst part about being sick is the nightmares

@cybermeow I don't have to like. awkwardly dance around those jokes or explain myself afterwards. feelsgood

I love that I can jokingly flirt with @cybermeow and he knows I'm joking b/c we're both gay in the opposite direction