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hug planning, daydreaming 

in Among Us, you can be given a task to scan an id badge at a machine. The badge has an upside down qr code that says "Yo holmes, smell you later"

Twitter link, but it's good, I swear 

online is cool because somebody you thought you got along with can just block you and fuckin disappear from your life forever without a word

silly, pers 

Me, hearing a bell toll: haha sick nice bell
Me, after finding out for whom the bell tolls: fuck! Shit!!

a joke

Q: how does @Gargron like his hot dogs
A: with 'mustard on'


Slowly adjusting the knob labelled "# of Men's Morris" and looking at the audience's reaction

bodily fluids and leftpol joke 

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bodily fluids and leftpol joke 

Rick and Morty was a response on Jeopardy today, and nobody got it, and I'm very pleased

xxx is too strongly associated with porn, imo, we need more silly .xxx domains!

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Is she, you know, *does the fortnite dance*

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