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today I learned Europeans brought onions to North America in the 1600s thinking it was a rare and special thing and then found onions growing and being used all over by tribes and communities lol

update: the cat stole my credentials and now she has authenticated physical access and is reading my diary

be careful out there! do not fall for this scam!

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i have to re-authenticate every time i want to pet my own friggin' cat?!

a little lewd 

almost wrote "gender is a fuck" in a school assignment

oh hey now that i have a decently sized account can i go on #nbtt

broke: tom nook is a landlord

woke: by lending money without interest or a repayment schedule tom nook is observing mosaic law

covid, billionaires 

relig mention, pol mention, but its funny 

washing my hands of jesus's blood for 20 seconds or more

gandi: Hello! This is important, so please read carefully. You are being sent this message because you...

my awful brain: This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

thiccarus flew away, but the clap of his fat ass cheeks alerted the sun and caused his wings to melt

re: procrastinating 

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