thinking about that one tweet that was like "ask a closeted trans girl what superpower she'd want and she'll almost always say shapeshifting. ask her again a couple years into transition and she'll say teleportation and i don't need to explain why"
@heartles directly. it turns out when a girl lives a 5 hour drive away, sometimes you can ask "are you free this weekend" and she'll say yes and come over
@heartles both of us are still kinda shocked she actually did it
but she got to meet the gf in person as well and we had a good weekend
@violet I'd still say shapeshifting. Best super power really, because there's very few things you can't do with it.
Theoretically, you can morph into a being that can teleport
@MxCraven that really feels like wishing for more wishes but i wouldn't turn down shapeshifting if it was offered to me
@violet I'm merely wishing for the ability to shapeshift freely and at will.
In my mind, shapeshifting is if you can imagine it then it can happen (although maybe I'd have to invent teleportation so I could think of it)
@MxCraven that is a fun interpretation of the power. i'd absolutely be using it to cause mischief if i could
@violet On yeah, 100% I'd shapeshift into something tiny, squeeze under a gap in a door, and then suddenly shapeshift back to human (or maybe wolf) in the lap of someone
@MxCraven i personally think it'd be really fun to shapeshift into a ceo of a big company and then film myself announcing myself stepping down from the company
i'm still disappointed that the one time someone got access to a bunch of high profile twitter accounts they used it to post links to crypto scams and didn't take the opportunity to tank the stock prices of every company they could
Well, be careful then. I've heard there are some mean and promiscious gays around here. 😏
@violet what about teleportation but it actually duplicates yourself so you can make tons of friends?