lewd ?, shitpost 

you ever think about how the phrase "explored each other's bodies" is less explicit than "had sex" but implies a way more intimate activity ?

like, you can technically have sex through a hole in a wall or a bedsheet and never really interact with the other person

but "exploring each other's bodies" implies a level of communication and trust and a certain level of vulnerability with the other person that "have sex with" doesn't necessarily

anyway, do you think woody and buzz lightyear ever explored each other's bodies ?

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@violet I fucking hate this post, it made me sigh out loud. Good job

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@lydia high praise :violet_cybrespace: :heart_trans:

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@violet .hg *mashing the heart and spade buttons together*

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@violet @Amber oh I hope so and i need them to make the disney short 😍

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@violet is it bad I thought this was completely serious until the last sentence despite reading SHITPOST

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@Manyeyedgirl i mean, i do kinda stand by the rest of the post regardless of the punchline

but yeah, i feel like this setup works really well at the bait and switch

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@Manyeyedgirl @violet this post lures you into a false sense of security

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@violet still thinking about this

lewd ?, shitpost 

@Bugaboo i thought of and workshopped it in the shower and thankfully remembered it after i got out

i'm pretty proud of it, tbh

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@violet I feel like u keep boosting the same 5 or so posts across your accounts. theyre god posts tho

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@lovelace cybrespace should let me pin more than 5 posts, tbh, imo

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@violet

Nope. Buzz and Woody are the kinda guys that shit talk eachother but don't realize they've been sucking eachother off through a glory hole the entire time.

They pine for the pillowy lips of their mystery lover, never realizing the lips they crave are the ones calling them a dumbass.

lewd ?, shitpost 

@violet you killed me in the end, but no they didn't. they clearly have too much internalised shit to deal with first.

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@violet you boost this so much lol

not that I'm complaining, it's a good post :violet_cybrespace:

@violet ⚙️ I was about to boost this until I read the last paragraph, and now I'm just mad.

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