@heartles what the fuck one noodle is a lasagna ?

@violet I think the dish is lasagne

@heartles italian is fake

@ghost_bird exactly !!

@ghost_bird @violet I was going to say this exact thing ☝🏻

@vy @ghost_bird i've seen so many people saying 1 lasagna and i just don't understand

@violet @vy @ghost_bird but a two layer cake is still a single cake, even if you put frosting on top of the first layer

@heartles @violet @ghost_bird A lasagna is not a cake. This is not a suitable analogy.

@heartles @vy @ghost_bird yes but if you frost a whole cake and then put a second identical cake on top of it, it's still 2 distinct cakes

@deletescape i did not anticipate this response. Much to consider

@CornishRepublicanArmy you made 2 lasagnas, lucy

@violet @CornishRepublicanArmy they were two lasagnas until combined, at which point they fused into a single mega-lasagna

@heartles @violet you make a lasagna in layers in the pan prior to baking it. there is clearly a compound nature to lasagna as a dish

@violet oh so we gonna count each of the fucking layers as an individual lasagna you made now or what? you can bake them separately, but if that's served as a singular tower that's 1 fucking lasagna

@CornishRepublicanArmy @violet that's just the italian definition then, you have as many lasagne as you have layers

@heartles @violet please do not mention Ital*an in my menchies, thank you jaina

@amsomniac 2 lasagna. What would half a lasagna even look like

@gardenhaint fair point

@heyitme clearly you have 0 cakes and 1 sandwich

@toast im not sure i follow this thought process but i appreciate the effort

@violet a lasagna is a bunch of layers separated by filling and cheese, with a layer of cheese on top
your lasagna doesn't have a layer of cheese on the bottom, nor a layer of filling in the top
if you flip one lasagna, you no longer have a layer of cheese on the top, and you have one deficient layer (that only has cheese, though twice as much)
it's actually just two lasagnas smoothed together
if you do not flip them, you do have the layer of cheese on top, but there is still a deficient layer, but we can attribute this to the cook forgetting to add filling, things like that happen
flipping both is the same as flipping neither, but now it's upside down

@toast this is one of the more thought out takes I've seen. I like it

@hazel don't really know what this means but i like the idea of unlimited lasagna

@violet a famous mathematical paradox that breaks conservation of mass. vsauce did a video on it

@hazel @violet this only works if you have an infinite amount of noodles

@heartles @violet yes but you have infinite noodles by the same principle you have infinite lasagna

@wigglytuffitout this is a good point

@kitty oh god, i'm sorry

@irieldescent apparently in italian a single noodle is a lasagna and multiple noodles are lasagne

@jc_ infinite lasagna ? i like the sound of that

@violet oh god im up at midnight having an existential crisis about lasagna this is not at all what i had in mind when i decided to open tusky

@LilyBloom413 i would assume so

@andi the poll was lopsided but the replies were heated

@violet @andi we lost a lot of good posters in that battle....