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Xbox is good actually because the new avatar system allows me to live my dream of being a bi cyborg girl

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If you ever have trouble picking a name, just remember to follow this handy guide

no-one is under any obligation to be interesting to you or anybody else

"[X] isn't a personality" oh we're supposed to have personalities now? didn't realize I was talking to the cops

selfie, almost eye contact 

i met someone on tinder and asked her to play civ v with me these are the kind of dates im interested in

hey, wlw, its ok to wonder if a girl is flirting with you; and its double-ok to ask her if she is. it's nothing to be ashamed of, you're allowed to think of other women romantically and sexually. its okay.

white supremacy search engine? 

me [popping out of a time machine] there's no time to explain but it's 2019 and everyone doing something interesting with country music is gay
2006 me: what?!
me: also you're a girl, bye [zaps out]

friendly reminder: 

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green
And the boys have tiddies

glad I've never been gay on the tl that would be embarrassing

3 things I have never had or been on masto'don dot com:
thirsty
horny
had a crush

EVER

What the fuck why are guys allowed to wear pink now???? I transitioned for fucking nothing I could've been the most powerful straight twink

girls love it when i boost turban sage

Say what you will about America, but in no other country is it as easy for someone to make a living as an expert on things they’ve never done and places they’ve never been to.

feet pic (shod) 

game bug i like 

tfw you want to boost a lewd toot but it's not CW'd

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