Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

fuck cops fuck bosses

Oof Just Slapped My Nuts. My Juicy Nuts

i'm gonna do one of those subtoot threads when i'm riding the train in like 20-30 minutes.

in the interim, liking this post does nothing functional but it could be like we recognize each other in public and do a brief head nod.

@Katie a lot of people are liking this but i have yet to receive $500

like this and send me $500 and i will subtoot you

i hate your boss and i hope you take all his money

I have determined that subtoots make me feel frustrated and nervous. I should've known better.

Tag yourself, I'm "gaying instrument".

all i wanna do is (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound) (mastodon bloop sound)

assless chapstick

I'm pissed laser stole my bit with the subtooting because i was gunna do it but every reply is your cute goddamnit

mastodon is so wholesome

Instead of subtooting me, please explain clearly why you like me and then @ me directly. Thank You.

I'm not allowed within 500 feet of Sesame Street. not after i pulled a gun on Big Bird

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@HYPERLINK literally every time one of them complains about work I’m like “well you know....”

one of them was complaining today and was like “jeez the way work functions in America is so fucked” as like a blanket statement so i think it’s working

just had to stop myself from saying “alright gamers, see you in a week” to my coworkers what has happened to me/my brain/my language processing centers

@Cacoethhes You will learn, you will learn the ways of the takes, clout, bripes, cryptids, and excessive CW usage.

Once you reach level 5 then you'll be ritually introduced to the mastodemon and all will be made clear.