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excuse me, this is my emotional support girlfriend

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Xbox is good actually because the new avatar system allows me to live my dream of being a bi cyborg girl

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If you ever have trouble picking a name, just remember to follow this handy guide

like, i understand that of course the usb c plug is longer than the bit that you normally see. the pins and tabs have to go somewhere

but seeing them bare just makes me uneasy

please don't ask why I made this please don't ask why I made this please don't ask why I made this please don't ask why I made this please don't ask why I made this

Boss (chomping a cigar) I tell ya catboy Austin Powers could be bigger than Regular Horse. Bigger than Big Tiddy Alf! Bigger than Turban sage!

Lackey (wringing his cap) b-but boss, nobody remembers those things

djenter reveal party

(spoilers: nine strings)

dramaticizing up my experience with the pandemic over the past year to try to get my uni to give me $500 :thinkergunsunglasses:

i've never seen a film noir, but i've seen enough parodies of them that i think they're about tough-talkin' detective guys who spend all their time talking to dames with legs that go all the way up who mean trouble

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everyone's talking about the olympic games, but nobody's talking about the olympic dames. show me someone who gold medaled in gams

it's got a lot of promise but it warns in the store description that it's balanced for team play so i guess we'll have to see how hard solo play is towards the endgame

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i've played 15-20 minutes of second extinction on xbox and while it's not the theHunter but with dinosaurs game i've been looking for it is really fun to quickscope raptors that are charging at you

thinking about how myspace tom is just chilling and not having to give congressional hearings or grapple with how his website is now a rotting open infected sore on society

@cuttlefish hydrazine should probably go on my no-go list; anything that is toxic well below the level at which you can smell it is not something I want to be at risk of breathing

I'm glad I can tell my wife "no I don't want to tell you what I just laughed at"

🎶Mr. Bucket🎶
🎶Buckets of fun!🎶

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