Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

no-one is under any obligation to be interesting to you or anybody else

"[X] isn't a personality" oh we're supposed to have personalities now? didn't realize I was talking to the cops

good afternoon im well sleepy

Who Wore It Best

i met someone on tinder and asked her to play civ v with me these are the kind of dates im interested in

hey, wlw, its ok to wonder if a girl is flirting with you; and its double-ok to ask her if she is. it's nothing to be ashamed of, you're allowed to think of other women romantically and sexually. its okay.

A white supremacist forum got hacked and leaked.

The contents are now... searchable?

https://ironmarch.exposed/

​ is suspending accounts that share it.

me [popping out of a time machine] there's no time to explain but it's 2019 and everyone doing something interesting with country music is gay
2006 me: what?!
me: also you're a girl, bye [zaps out]

mastodon isn’t twitter. make use of the features, check your toxic social media habits at the door, have fun, make friends.

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green
And the boys have tiddies

stay hydrated, asshole

glad I've never been gay on the tl that would be embarrassing

3 things I have never had or been on masto'don dot com:
thirsty
horny
had a crush

EVER

What the fuck why are guys allowed to wear pink now???? I transitioned for fucking nothing I could've been the most powerful straight twink

Mastodon clout isnt real. Go outside, nerds.

girls love it when i boost turban sage

Say what you will about America, but in no other country is it as easy for someone to make a living as an expert on things they’ve never done and places they’ve never been to.

couldn't get that yelp review calling me "miss bossy boots" out of my head so i leaned into it

In MGS5 if you used the controller and mouse to select things at the same time in the weapons customization window you could equip attachments and upgrades in ways that did not make sense but would still work. My fav example being a suppressor on a grenade giving an explosion that guards could not detect.

tfw you want to boost a lewd toot but it's not CW'd