Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

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“I’m sending you strength tonight man, you can get through this without nutting in your pants... stay strong brother”

y'all might call it a "bit" or "joke" but I call it "lying to my face"

somehow i forgot that my name is veronica until i started typing this toot and then i remembered and now i'm emotional again

there are so many violets on mastodon. which is extremely cool and good. but it begs the question..... where are the veronicas

The best lipstick remover is your gf’s thighs~ ​ ​

thinking about how skrillix is one day going to become music for dads

Holocaust Survivors Recall Exact Day Holocaust Started Right Out Of The Blue | #TheOnion

https://www.theonion.com/holocaust-survivors-recall-exact-day-holocaust-started-1830685498

radical third gender: loving twilight but hating stephanie meyer and her conservative mormon values

thanks everybody for playing the hits while i was gone

adding “cishet” to the official list of slurs next to “billionaire” and “terf”

what kills me is that. there are a lot of good reasons to like twilight, and a lot of good reasons to hate it. but generally the people who like it like it because of a lot of really terrible reasons, and the people who hate it hate it for really terrible reasons. like it's just 100% bad takes everywhere you go

the 2 genders:
-white women who like twilight completely uncritically and think that edward and bella's relationship is perfectly healthy
-men who hate twilight because the only thing they know about it is that it's popular with women

Shouldn't Roman Mars' name just be Aries?

TESCO

The Elder Scrolls: Chimer vs Orsimer

i guess we're just America Out of Luck 🤷‍♀️

I fucking love to CW.

They're kissing....

i wish the ebooks bots showed what posts they came from because the ebooks ebooks bot posted "concept: vampire selfie" with some gibberish and i want to see the original post i MUST