Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

Me @ my life rn:

walking down the street, catching a girl's attention and making her my good girl for the day

just thinking about trapping a girl against a wall, making her watch while I wiggle my fingers and turn her brain off with a Snap! and watch her collapse into my arms

absolutely not

my eyes glass over and my body tenses up as i remember the angry fediverse nerd

I can't believe they're going to fucking blow up Big Ben when the queen dies

I'm a wholesome poster only now.

the subtext of every one of my posts is "sorry..."

@johnrandom one can no more apologize for falling for dirt than they can for waking up in the morning or breathing deeply when they step outside

the sun is a bit too bright, can someone make a dark theme please

I will simply hit the snooze button 23 times

leftist time

Oh I totally forgot — somebody actually made Updog: https://updog.pw/

units are made up and people should use whatever is easiest for them imo

@BestGirlGrace this is the most dadist joke ive ever seen
not dadaist. dadist.

My Christian cover band, Huey Lewis and the Good News, just finished their new single, That's The Power Of Prayer