Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

more like ted snooze

ngl the way a cis woman reacts to someone thinking she’s a trans women says a fuckton about how she actually thinks of trans women

The term foreskin suggests the existence of aftskin

😐💤

Amazon is trying to sell me cleaning slime

homogenized (gay) milk

henlo 3: h3nlo

Hi I'm Jake

I pretty much only post about wanting to be in the woods and pop-punk

also cum

#introduction

isabelle says blue lives dont matter!

learning how to say "valid to eat teeth" in every language

wait are we doing mastoprom again??? already??? ok i better get at least ten dates this time

I'm a Good Programmer

Will you look at that! It's "kiss your pals" o'clock!

Handjobs are an illegal move in wrestling apparently :(

did you know? every fighter in smash is nonbinary

mastodon has made me go from moodily staring at my phone a lot to laughing loudly and staring at my phone a lot

Hello

Karl Marx dunked on a lot of white guys but he was also a white guy so it's impossible to say if he's bad or not

*steve miller band voice*

🎵cuz I'm a tooter
I'm a booster
Congressional baseball shooter🎵

Just a reminder. You are rad.