Violet Ⓐ ☭ @violet@cybre.space

Cat mystery solved. He belongs to my neighbor who's sister suddenly became allergic to the cat. Since he already has 2 cats he's not sure whether he can keep him.

Imma HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE that cat into my life. 🐱

Uhmm.. I don't own a cat? #whodis

some of yall will never get rid of their "my introduction to politics was 4chan" energy

@violet after waiting in line all day to ride the biggest more terrifying coaster you excitedly plop yourself down in a seat. as the coaster slowly accelerates and inches forward, a loud switch clicks and you are rerouted to a secret underground passage. abruptly music you recognize blares up then you see multiple rick astley animatronics ahead

I think 4 AM and 5 AM should be permanently removed from the clock and the English language. It should not be considered coherent or meaningful to say, for instance, "you'll have to get up at 4 AM", or "Call time is 5 AM sharp"

your robot gf is loudly saying “beep boop” instead of making actual robot noises cause she finds it really funny

playin uplink again

and i realize, i could probably hack a bank to get rich that way ...

or i could do a shitload of insider trading instead

@jackdaw_ruiz @starwall gotta respect the dedication to being an awful fucking creep

@starwall

fuckin OG bad reply weirdo right here. absolute legend.

this fuckin guy, who we've blocked like a dozen times just made a new instance for just himself like 20 minutes ago. defederate before he replyguys you #Fediblock

tony hawk's guitar hero

billy joel is not my lover

judge, judy, and executioner

I've been stuck in the house and I need people to look at me being dramatic and goth.

when i've said this shit before on fedi I've been shot down because my argument was strawmaned as "i think jokes against italians are racist"

and i think really if you're main defense of a bit is that its not racist, whatever that bit might be, you might wanna take a step back and ask yourself why the bit is appealing in the first place. what's drawing you toward it

its not racist to make fun of italians. italians do not suffer racism. that is not an excuse to revive every 1920s WASP joke about italian immigrants you can find in a period magazine just because you're technically allowed

look is it weird to say that all the italian jokes make me feel weird and bad? who the fuck is this shit for?

look i don't wanna be someone who can't take a joke bc i lived in italy but something about this feels like trying to have your 4chan /b/ cake and eat it too

at this point you cannot tell me its an extended "commentary" on racism. you're just looking for excuses to say shit that you wouldn't get away with if it was about any other group

I hate how Google sells my data. I should be able to sell my OWN data. I want companies to pay me $5,000 just to obtain the knowledge that I searched up pictures of cool mushrooms.