How about, a single eyepatch, with augmented reality? You could call it ARG:
Augmented Reality Glass.
And you could have lots of pirate puns to go with it.
@viciousviscosity http://blog.ocad.ca/wordpress/gdes3b16-fw201202-01/2012/12/augmented-vision/ (see images at the bottom)
@fry
Hmm, I think I broke it. https://cybre.space/media/oqTzMqQWDoId4KdFNOg
@fry Bad ass. 👍