How about, a single eyepatch, with augmented reality? You could call it ARG:
Augmented Reality Glass.
And you could have lots of pirate puns to go with it.
@DialMforMara @viciousviscosity ARGH. The “H” is for “ham sandwich”. Improbably.
@viciousviscosity Link it up to your phone with the new ARG Matey app
@viciousviscosity http://blog.ocad.ca/wordpress/gdes3b16-fw201202-01/2012/12/augmented-vision/ (see images at the bottom)
@fry
Hmm, I think I broke it. https://cybre.space/media/oqTzMqQWDoId4KdFNOg
@viciousviscosity hm maybe my fault. Oh well, this headline and image has everything that matters https://gizmodo.com/5969809/oh-great-augmented-reality-eyepatches-will-probably-lead-to-super-pirates
@fry Bad ass. 👍
@viciousviscosity Or color it yellow and just call it the AYE (AR Yellow Eyepatch).
"AR! Lemme have a look at it through me AYE."
@viciousviscosity ARG already stands for two different types of video game, so you might want to call it something else.
Maybe ARR: Augmented Reality Reader
or ARE: Augmented Reality Eyepatch