Occasionally, I work with someone who's named Dave. And every once in a great while, Dave will ask for something that just can't be done, for one reason or another; and I get to say:
"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
@Ronflaix You'd think – but I he just asks "oh? why not?"
@viciousviscosity It is the curse of all Daves.
@dadegroot Whats your average encounter of this sort?
@viciousviscosity about once a month or so.
@viciousviscosity A respectible company I work with employs a certain Mr. Anderson as IT admin who gets to hear Mr. Smith phrases a lot.
@stsp 😆
That… is the sound of… inevitability
@viciousviscosity "Oh, you don't know how often I get that", right?