Occasionally, I work with someone who's named Dave. And every once in a great while, Dave will ask for something that just can't be done, for one reason or another; and I get to say:

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

@Ronflaix You'd think – but I he just asks "oh? why not?"

@viciousviscosity A respectible company I work with employs a certain Mr. Anderson as IT admin who gets to hear Mr. Smith phrases a lot.

@stsp 😆
That… is the sound of… inevitability

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