Sometimes a confused fax machine calls me by mistake because someone it works with told it I speak Fax. I usually hang up in disgust because this is Alabama and we only speak English, Spanish, German, and several made up nerd languages here, NOT Fax.

Today though, I decided to jokingly transfer the call to my fax machine. OMG, they had a whole conversation you guys. And my fax machine took notes and printed them out! Maybe fax machines aren't so horrible after all. I'm still not learning Fax.