@email@example.com@mwlucasHow to summon a lemon
Bold of everyone to assume I care about reader survival after I have their money.
@mwlucasNo, no - survival isn't the issue at hand. If I tried to summon a lemon and Azazel shows up, we'd both write disappointing reviews. 😉@firstname.lastname@example.org
@viciousviscosity @mwlucas @starbreaker
"this isn't what I ordered demon, I DEMAND to talk to your supervisor!"
"Yes Karen, you order and I will obey."
@phessler @viciousviscosity @mwlucas @starbreaker I feel there's a systemd joke in here somewhere.
#LB more like summon a clemon
@viciousviscosity @starbreaker @mwlucas Kitchen wizardry!
@viciousviscosity Can I just say your caption is 😙👌
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