"My Condolences!"

"Say again?"

"My…Con-dol-en-ces"

"Oh, no, I haven't seen them recently. Didn't you give them to a friend who was going through a bad time?"

"Yes, but she gave them back! I have been looking *everywhere* and I CAN'T FIND THEM!"

"Look, it's okay - here, you can have mine, I'm sure yours will turn up soon."

"…Thank you."

#TootFic