I was at the park, enjoying the flora and occasional fauna, when I noticed someone in the lake nearby. As I approached, sure enough, a lady was just waist deep in the lake. I called out and asked if she needed any help, she just smiled at me and sat down, neck deep in the water. She rummaged around for a bit, and pulled out a sword. She flung it with a mighty heft toward me, handle first. I snatched it out of the air. So that's how I became Queen.

@viciousviscosity Ladies reclining in ponds handing out swords is no basis for a system of government.

But on second thoughts given how the existing government works...

It's looking pretty good these days. Might go do some sword distribution myself. 😁

Jif, because it's the Jraphics Interchange Format.

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