"If I don't see you again tonight, have a good evening."
But what if you do see them again that night? Then what?? That if statement is no longer valid.
@Gogogadgetpants
♥️ This is the *best* answer!
@viciousviscosity If you see them again, you'll be able to give them a more relevant goodbye at that time - or perhaps simply another good evening, as circumstances be.
@viciousviscosity Then they must pay for their crimes of being visible again.
@viciousviscosity Ah, but if you do see them again tonight you have ENSURED they are having a good evening!