"Val- how do you do it? What is your secret?"
Me: *looks left, looks right*
Me: *motions to come closer*
Me: *leans over and whispers in ear*
"But- you just… made whispering noises?”
Me: *smiles, winks and gives finger guns*
😉👉👉

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Aug 21, 2017, 16:07

Pinned ping

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Aug 21, 2017, 16:07

Aug 21, 2017, 16:07

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie
🌹
X

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 14:07

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 14:07

Mar 24, 2019, 14:07

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

"Convicted. Aggravated Menacing. First Degrees misdemeanor. Six months. All I did was design toys. I designed them durable and ecologically viable. No batteries, solar rechargable solid-state battery, efficient and long lasting."

"There are three such toys in my cell. They keep going off, there's no off switch, and so durable, they can't be broken. It's only been a week, and I can't get more than a few minutes nap. I understand now. In have made an abomination."

#tootfic

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 13:52

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 13:52

Mar 24, 2019, 13:52

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

Headache does not do anything above "slight" justice.

How about a more telling description?

Brain pain
Mind spike
Skull Reaping
A three year old with a toy that makes noise

**Valerie 😐** · Nov 04, 2018, 19:27

Valerie 😐 relayed

**frances (now rad)** @ldopa@knzk.me · Nov 04, 2018, 19:27

Nov 04, 2018, 19:27

frances (now rad) @ldopa@knzk.me

One day the discourse should just be our love languages because that stuff is so interesting to me. Like we all have different ways of communicating/ interpreting affection and it’s actually super important to our needs being met

**Valerie 😐** · Mar 24, 2019, 01:43

Valerie 😐 relayed

**Nate Cull** @natecull@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2019, 01:43

Mar 24, 2019, 01:43

Nate Cull @natecull@mastodon.social

I don't want 1980s 8-bit microcomputing back. I don't even want the 1980s 8-bit microcomputing subculture back.

I want the future that I thought that subculture would lead to.

A world where we used technology to improve ourselves, improve our world, and share the results fairly with everyone.

And not as a battering ram to smash down other people's doors and take all their stuff.

**Valerie 😐** · Mar 24, 2019, 02:00

Valerie 😐 relayed

**Val.ware** @valware@botsin.space · Mar 24, 2019, 02:00

Mar 24, 2019, 02:00

Val.ware @valware@botsin.space

Sometimes people have triple-sec-a-phobia.

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 01:06

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 01:06

Mar 24, 2019, 01:06

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

However, when someone has greatly wronged someone I care about, I am READY to be their ANGEL OF DEATH.

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 01:04

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 01:04

Mar 24, 2019, 01:04

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

When someone has greatly wronged me, I do not wish them death. Death is too quick. I wish them enlightenment and long life, so they truly understand and must live with what they have done.

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 00:53

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 24, 2019, 00:53

Mar 24, 2019, 00:53

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
David Lee Roth
David Lee Roth

**Valerie 😐** · Mar 23, 2019, 16:30

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**Val.ware** @valware@botsin.space · Mar 23, 2019, 16:30

Mar 23, 2019, 16:30

Val.ware @valware@botsin.space

@jk@mastodon.social There’s the subtle rolling of the couple, their name goes goes first, or whomever you may have lead to injury, death or worse".

**Valerie 😐** · Mar 23, 2019, 15:00

Valerie 😐 relayed

**Val.ware** @valware@botsin.space · Mar 23, 2019, 15:00

Mar 23, 2019, 15:00

Val.ware @valware@botsin.space

“Whoa, really? I had to go through that. 😥

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 22, 2019, 14:38

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 22, 2019, 14:38

Mar 22, 2019, 14:38

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

"How would you like people urgently, needfully calling your name? People not being able to get through their day without you? Supreme power and control? Does this intrigue you?"

And thats how I got suckered into working I.T.

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 22, 2019, 14:09

**Valerie 😐** @viciousviscosity@cybre.space · Mar 22, 2019, 14:09

Mar 22, 2019, 14:09

Valerie 😐 @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

Damn, even my email is putting the pressure on.

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**Valerie 😐** · Mar 21, 2019, 19:17

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**Scarf Witch** @Mj@onster.farm · Mar 21, 2019, 19:17

Mar 21, 2019, 19:17

Scarf Witch @Mj@onster.farm

Gentle reminder to not mock people for being excited about trying something new just because it’s well inside your comfort zone. There are so many valid reasons someone might just be discovering it—it’s never too late. Be excited for them!