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"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven."

"…It was the single most painful experience of my life. Tossed away like chaff, my wings… oh my beautiful wings! Burned away… gone in an instant! Hurtling toward this rock, we made mountains where we struck, my siblings and I.
Never to fly again, never to rise and soar, but left to walk and climb this rock forever. Every moment here is an agonizing reminder of what I've lost. Yes, it hurt, more than you can possibly imagine."

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"Val- how do you do it? What is your secret?"
Me: *looks left, looks right*
Me: *motions to come closer*
Me: *leans over and whispers in ear*
"But- you just… made whispering noises?”
Me: *smiles, winks and gives finger guns*
πŸ˜‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

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I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie
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If perforation… what? Tell me, tortilla packaging! What did you see?!

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british websites be like

this site uses biscuits to improve your user experience

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Speak & Spell would have been about 1000x cooler if the TI chip used the synth voice of the Gauntlet's dungeon master.

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It’s a night for finding confidence in what’s in your soul, using whatever words you have, and listening to how you moved someone.

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Remember when Right Wing was just talking about a hockey player's position, and not facism sympathizers?

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Back on the job/gig hunt again. If anyone had need for a purple team dude specializing in WiFi hacking, and endpoint/threathunting... I’m all ears!

Also, I am equipped and prepared to do contract work through my company if that is what you need too. Please boost the signal and help me put kids through college. :)

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had a dream that someone was showing me a music video where the singer was telling the audience to watch out for guys at the party who will take your hat, like steven, or charlie, or ll cool j

and the music stops,and ll cool j shows up wearing several hats on his head, with hats of all kinds pinned to his outfit, and says "do i look like someone who would steal your hat? i have so many hats already!"

Ohhh! I get it now! It's called "Al Gore Rhythm" because he invented the internet.

Would Shodan have had more respect for the hacker if they had fillings or perhaps a metal plate? πŸ€”

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Hills seem bad.
People complain about the struggle of going up hill.
It is also considered bad when things "go down hill"
And hills are places on which people choose to die.

Avoid hills, just go around.

I guess, if you had a fever on Friday, and you didn't take your cowbell prescription, you end up with Saturday Night fever?

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Thank goodness disco is dead, I don't have the skills to avoid a disco attack!

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