Valerie @viciousviscosity@cybre.space

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven."

"…It was the single most painful experience of my life. Tossed away like chaff, my wings… oh my beautiful wings! Burned away… gone in an instant! Hurtling toward this rock, we made mountains where we struck, my siblings and I.
Never to fly again, never to rise and soar, but left to walk and climb this rock forever. Every moment here is an agonizing reminder of what I've lost. Yes, it hurt, more than you can possibly imagine."

"Val- how do you do it? What is your secret?"
Me: *looks left, looks right*
Me: *motions to come closer*
Me: *leans over and whispers in ear*
"But- you just… made whispering noises?”
Me: *smiles, winks and gives finger guns*
😉👉👉

I don't know who you are. Or whether you're a man or a woman. I may never see you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope that you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again. I wish I could kiss you.

Valerie
🌹
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Perhaps you will be as surprised finding a machine with a heart, when it shouldn't, as you are when you find a human who should have one, but doesn't.

No, Etsy! Stop showing me shiny math rocks!

The light is still red.
The car behind me honks impatiently.
I look at my rearview: of course it's a BMW.
Alone in my car, I take a deep breath, and say
"OK, Bimmer."

I go to sleep before so many of you, and there you are, already posting before I get up.

This seems like how y'all wake up:

Skipping to Allamaraine has had threefold effects this morning:

1. Grumpy people look at me like I'm crazy and/or possibly dangerous. They have less chance of approaching me.

2. Fun people smile.

3. I get to do something silly and fun.

I try to keep 2-3 car distances away from the vehicle in front of me on the highway. That's what I learned in Driver's Ed.

Apparently, this is seen as "plenty of room for me to cut in" by pretty much everyone else on the road.

Howto Discover you're Bisexual

Allamaraine, count to four,
Allamaraine, then three more,
Allamaraine, if you can see,
Allamaraine, you'll come with me..

No static IPs. No reserved IPs.
Down here, every IP floats…

Stephen King's
I. T.

🎶
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
🎶

I'm tired, y'all.
I'm gonna do the sleep thing.
See ya later today!
❤️

How Bi invisibility works.