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Pneumatic tubes connecting 23 US Post Offices in NYC across 27 miles. Used until 1957. 1900s-50s

anyone here like jokes? i just found out about jokes. i didn't realize you were boosting my posts because they were "jokes" ngl

i like to think if einstein were alive today he'd have a tweet with 230k likes that reads something like "tried fortnite today, not as bad as i expected"

Friends in this house / There's some friends in this house
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It's the weekend! Time to enjoy a single strong beverage and sink into a deep malaise :)

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for me, it is bisexual to drink a coffee. it is bisexual to read a book. it is bisexual to enjoy a snack. but the most bisexual thing? to trip over my own feet, fall 20 foot down a concealed mine shaft and break every single bone in my body.

As I also discussed on the show, my only real concern is that the men involved -- who apparently get "hard as a rock" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor husband's differential diagnosis: psoriasis, osteoarthritis, tetanus, muscular spasticity, ...

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ive seen a lot of people talking abt tankies but ive never seen anyones tanksona

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