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holy this this is literally me right now

if fred durst got really horny you could call him fred thirst. welcome to my TED talk

Okay I've fixed the really dumb bug in the bot.

Lol wait shit since "marco" is in the name of the bot, my bot will always reply Polo to you. Whoops.

my beautiful electronic child

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day in and day out i hear software developers talking about mocking their clocks and databases. how about treating your databases with the respect they deserve you little shit.