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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Internet: “bruh.”

— J Robert Oppenheimer, 1965 (not really)

@Dee Fun fact: The "J" in "J Robert Oppenheimer" stood for "Jeans". Black and white photography doesn't really capture what he actually looked like. Here's an approximation:

Fellas, is it gay to exonerate? You be relieving (someone or something) of a load 😳🤔

Coworker: last time it snowed, i was still in high school

Me: no remember, it snowed in 2017

Coworker: yeah, when I was in high school

Me:

:bing: mcdonalds szhechuan sauce flavored personal lubricant

i am going to set timothy ldap, inventor of ldap, on fire

I would like to share with you a poem generated by the GPT-2 language model when given the first verse of Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends" as input:

I am a little bird,
I am a little winged one,
I sit on a little twig of a tree,
And I dream of little towns on faraway

@hyperlink

this is ur brain 🥚

this is ur brain on javascript :friedegg:

learning all the fortnite dances in preparation for my apotheosis

open to die instantly 

redditors are fickle, stupid creatures and can be easily bent to your whims

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