ｖｅｎｋｏ @venko@cybre.space

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Internet: “bruh.”

— J Robert Oppenheimer, 1965 (not really)

@Dee Fun fact: The "J" in "J Robert Oppenheimer" stood for "Jeans". Black and white photography doesn't really capture what he actually looked like. Here's an approximation:

Fellas, is it gay to exonerate? You be relieving (someone or something) of a load 😳🤔

Coworker: last time it snowed, i was still in high school

Me: no remember, it snowed in 2017

Coworker: yeah, when I was in high school

Me:

mcdonalds szhechuan sauce flavored personal lubricant

thank you for reminding me

i am going to set timothy ldap, inventor of ldap, on fire

put yoda insr atr wars

I would like to share with you a poem generated by the GPT-2 language model when given the first verse of Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends" as input:

I am a little bird,
I am a little winged one,
I sit on a little twig of a tree,
And I dream of little towns on faraway

theorems are just lore

@hyperlink

this is ur brain 🥚

this is ur brain on javascript

Entering cyberspace like:

girl with a "well behaved women rarely make history" sticker on her laptop currently arguing that the Russians should have peacefully protested the Czar instead of doing a revolution

redditors are fickle, stupid creatures and can be easily bent to your whims