ｖｅｎｋｏ @venko@cybre.space

topology is funny because you expect funny shapes and then you're writing up a proof about why your dick and balls arent hausdorff

buy samurai gunn 2. you pathetic slug

BUY SAMURAI GUNN 2 NOW AVAILABLE ON STEAM

last thing you see before you die

thinking about that time that dril posted that master chief's suit jerks him off and everyone, including people who read the novels, just went along with it and we've been insisting it's canon ever since. That's true power.

therapist voice
okay, now tell me about the exo suit. in what ways does it support the user in combat situations?

*WALKS INTO THE ACTIVITYPUB*
YEAH UH HEY COULD I GET A UH…. ACTIVITYWHISKY ON THE ACTIVITYROCKS

EVERYONE STOP POSTING I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT

SHOVING MY FIST UP MY ASSHOLE IN ORDER TO PULL OUT THE SHIT THAT I LEFT IN THERE, AS A SNACK

KRAMER WALKS IN TO JERRYS APARTMENT LOOKING ALARMED

JERRY! THEY ARE CAPS LOCK POSTING AGAIN!

GEETS UNCLE LITERALLY FIGHTS HISTORY, I WOULDNT FUCK WITH GEET IF I WERE YOU

Me: no cats on the table!
Angus: *does this*
Me: ok just a little cats on the table

i really want to know what the marketing rationale is for companies like HP to sell laptops called HP Laptop WX74DF5H3TVHI3Y

horselover_thinn

when someone calls me 'horselover thinn'

i relate to the cnn bomb because i, too, am assemblage of unrelated parts fitted together in an inexplicable manner which, while having a certain purposefulness to it, certainly isn't helped in that purpose by its odd way of construction