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I feel sorry for phone reviewers, trying to type out five thousand words without breaking down and gibbering "It's a black rectangle! Just like your last phone! My job is pointless!"

Autocorrect didn't solve the problem of people not looking at what they write before they send it and we ended up trading messy but comprehensible stuff like "waht is teh porblem" for like "East's is the. Probed to"

"You're a failure as a leftist if you don't know all about what Shinzo Abe did and stood for!"

My dude. My brother in "Bob." I've been trying not to get killed in my own country for the last ten years. Cut me some Slack for trying to stay the fuck alive just so your punk ass can yell at me.

When I was at the beach last night I heard a little skittering noise along the stones around me, I turned around and saw what I thought was a mouse! It had stopped still after noticing us and I took a few photos before it slipped away, and when I checked them I realised it was actually a vole! I didn't know they could live at the beach :blobcatmelt:

Things I have moved by cargo bike in the last 24 hrs: a sectional couch, 7 potted house plants, 75lbs of t shirts (not pictured cause that was just regular work stuff).

While these are things I acquired directly from people who were moving and not in the trash, I wish everyone a wonderful trash christmas, may you find exactly what you were needing today.

Apparently the nutrients in a day's urine output is enough to grow all the wheat required for a loaf of bread (if you're just looking at NPK).

Pretty astonishing.

I'm in Florida for the week, and took a shot at making a basket out of cat's claw vine ( It's very slender, but pretty nice to work with.

we decided computers should drive cars and are simultaneously using "identify the stop sign in this image" as a method of proving that someone is not a computer

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dall-e is an impressive technological marvel, but DID YOU KNOW: for a nominal fee, you can hire unfathomably talented artists living in poverty to render any and all of your invasive thoughts NO QUESTIONS ASKED

@eyesack In this article we will discuss how Just Google it. Many people are interested in just google it 2022. In order to just google it is necessary to use Google. Google was founded on September 4, 1998, by Larry Page and Sergey Brin while they were PhD students at Stanford University in California. This explains how to Just google it

agitprop + dealing with spam 

problem: I get invited to Whatsapp crypto spam groups all the time ๐Ÿ˜”
opportunity: finally, an audience for my insufferable shit!

ADHD, or whatever makes me this sharp-eyed, can be a superpower. I happened to notice this at a glance, which is pretty cool!

On the other hand, I *was* in the middle of doing the dishes, and now I've gotten distracted and am faffing about on social media. ๐Ÿคฆ So the score is probably about even.

in the future everyone will have their 15 minute interval of pre-milkshakeducking

When you grow a big open-pollinated mix of varieties and grow out seeds saved from the past two years together it's called an 

Oedipus grex

HTML email is a neverending source of marvels. The latest interesting one, a confirmation email from a pharmacy, starts out with <html><head> and then has 37 kilobytes of:

<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;

(67 repetitions ๐Ÿค”)

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the mastodon instance at is retiring

see the end-of-life plan for details: