Since cybre.space will be shutting down, I encourage people to follow my alt at @varx which is probably where I'll do most of my posting (instead of just half of it).
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retiring
for a lot of reasons, both personal and practical, i don't think i can effectively run a public mastodon instance any more, and i need to retire cybre.space. i want to do this responsibly and make sure everyone has a chance to migrate and export properly, so here is the plan for the instance retirement (feel free to share this link around): https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol
due to ongoing moderation load issues and understaffing, between now and 1 november, the instance may be undermoderated. for other instances, if this poses an issue for you, i encourage you to use federation tools at your discretion. i would only ask that you be clear and public about your decisions so that cybre.space users can figure out where they will be able to migrate their accounts.
everyone: lol the world is so weird and dumb why is there green goop and huge crushing things everywhere
me, a genius: the world is a masterclass of unfriendly design, the game is a dark as hell comedy where nothing makes sense and every new challenge you see has a newer, baffling reality to it, the world is crumbling around you and you feel like the only sane person even as you go insane, and this is communicated mostly through level design
OK, I may have taken a few liberties, but this is actually a pretty weird set of ingredients.
Active: Salicylic acid. Comes from willows and whatnot, pain reliever, but makes the outer layer of skin fall off more easily. Pain reliever, and the basis for aspirin.
And then it has camphor, castor oil, ethanol, ethyl ether, and nitrocellulose.
Nitrocellulose is guncotton/flash paper. Explosive/flammable. Mix it with camphor (a weird smelly plant resin) and you get a sort of plastic and can make movie film and guitar picks and billiard balls out of it if you don't mind them burning/exploding. Alcohol is probably in there as a solvent for the camphor.
Castor oil and ether, I could make some guesses, but they'd probably be wrong.
@cwebber For kicks I also ran this through shonenkovAI ("The One Where You Can Do Nudies™", and also known as Kandinsky-12b) and... boy those sure are some outputs!
My favorite is #11, the man dressed only in ham and eggs, floating in space.
@cwebber Midjourney didn't quite understand the prompt.
I think I would have needed to use something like "Saturn Devouring His Hamburger, Goya, 1823" but I ran out of credits just now, so *shrug*.
like, of the toxic water contaminants possible, arsenic is definitely among the most romantic. there is no mystique to fecal coliform bacteria
every day carry. heres my every day carry. i carry my keys wallet phone. keys are VERY important - help you get into your house. wallet has a few things in it. for example money. very useful, easier than keeping it in your pocket. and the phone. i think its an apple phone. i put the keys and wallet in my right pocket and the phone in my left pocket. thats my every day carry. i hope it inspires you to see what you can do with your # hashtag Every day carry
re: graphic injury
@amsomniac Holy cow that's cool.
Glad you're getting stitched up, but I'm also glad you were able to share this video. Bodies are awesome.