@Tattooed_mummy @kas @plants @varx "if there is a lawn at all it's some plant that never needs mowing" is definitely on my If I Built A Home From Scratch list. Grass is the most boring of plants.
At least the maple seeds that keep falling in my garden beds do the cool helicopter thing.
@varx @plants Thick and weirdly onion-flavored grass.
I'd replace my lawn with that.