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one time my mom sent me to the farmer's market just outside of our old neighborhood for "speanuts"

I went, asked the workers, none of them knew what I was talking about. they said "well... we have peanuts."

I called her to ask, and she said "NO. SPEANUTS. I WANT SPEANUTS."

came home empty-handed

she meant spinach

@vantablack yeah! what the fuck was that dude's problem with sneks?

sneks are awesome

okay but tbfr Saint Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland was an act of environmental terrorism, suddenly losing a predator like that really fucked up Ireland's ecosystem, which directly led to the Great Potato Famine

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"The federal study concludes that sting operations reap little more than one consistent benefit: "favorable publicity" for police."

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@vantablack doing this would break just about every human rights law here and a teenager would only get a caution for those small amounts of drugs anyway.

We /do/ have cops sometimes visiting and occasionally patrolling high schools (if there have been many bad incidents like actual violence) but they are always in uniform (complete with the funny shaped hats that you might see on movies about the UK)

okay but like

YOU DIDN'T NEED OFFICERS IN TACTICAL GEAR TO ARREST SOME TEENAGERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR CLASSES

it was entirely masturbatory, just a flexing of power

like goddamn I can't believe I actually ate lunch with that guy (the cop)

okay so about that time 21 JUMP STREET HAPPENED IRL AT MY HIGH SCHOOL but it was super fucked and the asshole cop bullied an autistic kid into buying $5 of weed for him then had him arrested

here's a link: rollingstone.com/culture/news/

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