one time my mom sent me to the farmer's market just outside of our old neighborhood for "speanuts"
I went, asked the workers, none of them knew what I was talking about. they said "well... we have peanuts."
I called her to ask, and she said "NO. SPEANUTS. I WANT SPEANUTS."
came home empty-handed
she meant spinach
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@vantablack doing this would break just about every human rights law here and a teenager would only get a caution for those small amounts of drugs anyway.
We /do/ have cops sometimes visiting and occasionally patrolling high schools (if there have been many bad incidents like actual violence) but they are always in uniform (complete with the funny shaped hats that you might see on movies about the UK)
okay so about that time 21 JUMP STREET HAPPENED IRL AT MY HIGH SCHOOL but it was super fucked and the asshole cop bullied an autistic kid into buying $5 of weed for him then had him arrested
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