Show more

how should i approach coming out as trans to my mom

for reference, she doesn't believe the moon landing happened

someone in a folk punk wholesomeposting facebook group linked to threadup.com, an online thrift store

i searched for "black denim" and, somehow, it knew to take me to the women's section

...oh, wait, no, this site ONLY has women's clothing

ohhhhhhhhhh

:black_sparkles: relayed
@vantablack s̞̞̕t̞̗̞̺̞̞̮̞ͭa̞̞̞̞̞͍ͮͮͭ͟r̞̳̞͕̞e̞̲̞̞̞̾͢s̞̞̞̞̞̔̎͋ͨ͠ ̞̭̞̞̞͛̓҈̞̓i̞̞ͫ҉̧̞̞͚̞ͩn̞̹̞͎̞̞̣̞ͩ͏ ̛̞̞̞̞̞͙̈́̋͢b̡̞̯̞̞̞̥̞ͪͧl̞̞̞̞͓̞̂͑̈a̞͈̞̞̞̲̞͊̽ͨc̞̞ͯk̞͍̞̞̣̞̞ͨ̀͠
:black_sparkles: relayed

your post apocalypse fashion:

i hope my mom gets corona virus and dies

i hit two thousand followers today
yes i hit two thousand followers today
what else can i say?
do crimes and be gay
i hit two thousand followers today

Show thread
:black_sparkles: relayed

to celebrate hitting 2k followers... i will write a song about it

:black_sparkles: relayed
:black_sparkles: relayed

astral projecting into the health insurance company boardrooms to mind crush everyone in them

:black_sparkles: relayed
:black_sparkles: relayed

i never thought i'd get to this point

i'd like to thank the academy...

how many followers does it take to win mastodon

Show more
Cybrespace

Cybrespace is an instance of Mastodon, a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.