I spend way too much time on mastodon
I wonder why the fuck it takes me so long to get anything done, then I realize every task I complete is punctuated with at least forty minutes of shitposting
but don't worry masto, I wouldn't want it any other way 🖤
You should pin this one on your profile.
Now, you don't have to worry about that two followers who left you.
They are so gonna come back.