using weed as a metaphor to explain the most recent masto meta
i'm releasing something called the MastoBong
it's a large triple-chambered dab rig
but only the first of the chambers actually gets used, because the downstem goes directly into the top chamber
and it doesn't even go into the part that has water, so the whole thing looks like a fancy bong but effectively has the filtration level of a common pipe
this wasn't a design error, but a deliberate choice
because "nobody really wants that much filtration anyway" and "if you don't like it use another bong"