when i hit 2000 followers, what should i do to celebrate?
first 4 responses will become a poll that will determine the result
i can't imagine topping the official vantablack shoplifting guide
maybe i'll just repost that again
btw, you can read the official vantablack shoplifting guide at https://ttm.sh/-8.txt
@clarjon1 i already livetoot 24 hours a day lol
Let me know what you decide, I will make sure to do something different.
@vantablack shave someone else's hair off their head
@cooler_ranch omg someone remembered what i look like! the fediverse is so trippy lol
@vantablack @cooler_ranch you look cute is what you look like
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@vantablack buy a black zentai suit, and do a striptease down to just the suit
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