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I spend way too much time on mastodon

I wonder why the fuck it takes me so long to get anything done, then I realize every task I complete is punctuated with at least forty minutes of shitposting

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Fast internet: good
No internet: good
Slow or intermittent internet: proof that god is real and that they hate you specifically

What's a pirate's favourite quality or state of being variant; change of condition; variation? 

after what work did to me last night (which you can read about here: cybre.space/@vantablack/103667 ) should i just stay home today?

also i work with new team leader today and she's probably gonna try to start shit

mr. robot is a cyberpunk masterpiece and this song from the soundtrack proves it (spoilers for season 4 in the comments) youtube.com/watch?v=j-uGMvsUe3

Do you smoke? 🚬 :420:

little a salami, as a treat
little a pastrami, can't be beat
little bit o' tuna, from a can
little bit o' you makes me your man

CIGARETTES AND RAMEN AND A LITTLE BAG OF DOPE
I AM THE SON OF A BITCH AND EDGAR ALLAN POE
RAISED IN THE CITY UNDER A HALO OF LIGHTS
PRODUCT OF WAR AND FEAR THAT WE'VE BEEN VICTIMIZED

MY NAME IS JIMMY AND YOU BETTER NOT WEAR IT OUT
SUICIDE COMMANDO THAT YOUR MOMMA TALKED ABOUT
KING OF THE FORTY THIEVES, AND I'M HERE TO REPRESENT
THE NEEDLE IN THE VEIN OF THE ESTABLISHMENT

tales from another broken 

TELEVISION DREAMS OF TOMORROW
WE'RE NOT THE ONES WHO'RE MEANT TO FOLLOW

don't wanna be an american idiot
don't want a nation under the new mania
and can you hear the sound of hysteria?
the subliminal mind fuck america

i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives

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