pineapple tattoo haver @vantablack@cybre.space

I spend way too much time on mastodon

I wonder why the fuck it takes me so long to get anything done, then I realize every task I complete is punctuated with at least forty minutes of shitposting

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I hope today is an easy day at work and my shittier coworkers aren't here

4:20 make a wish

meds taken

I'M GONNA REWATCH STEVEN UNIVERSE

tumblr is like a desolate wasteland where once upon a time was, for better or for worse, a thriving community

WHO ELSE GOT FRIDAY THE 13TH TATS

AAAAAA CLIMATE CHANGE

i have work today at like 5 pm so waking and baking should be fine

fuck i'm high

time to wake and bake

one time in like the 10th grade i had some friends over for a 4/20 party and even though we had a fan pointed out the window and were using a sploof when this one girl came partway through she said "your whole house smells like weed"

so paranoia about my pot smoke smell masking techniques being ineffective has never faded

thank fuck my mom had no sense of smell lmao

ugh work

still slightly stoned

waiting outside work in my car now

uuugggghhhhh woooorrrrkkkk