unfortunately I'm gonna have to return this. Gorgeous machine, but it needs some simple adjustments that I'm not really comfortable doing.
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retired
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol
New in box Dell E773c on the way. Completely average monitor and not quite as pretty, but getting something new will really ease my anxiety with this stuff.