cubic and wise mord @vagabondsun@cybre.space

i like that Mastodon Speak is becoming defined enough that im starting to be able to tell who's also on here from the style of their tumblr posts

he heard me call you in my sleep -
there was nothing i could do to keep
from crying when he asked me 'who's jolene?'

and i could easily learn to stand
forever after with this man
but he won't know what you mean to me, jolene

though i could have my choice of men
oh, i can never love again
'cause you're the only one for me, jolene

i had to have this talk with you -
my happiness depends on you
and whatever you decide to do, jolene

(oh, hm, you don't really have to change that last one, do you 🤔)

jolene. jolene. jolene
JOOOOLEEEEEEEEENE

me: yea my paranoia's pretty mild tbh i feel like i do ok unmedicated
also me: buys 400+ dollars' worth of books about prepping

buying the current survival-themed humble book bundle is hashtag just schizospec things

best part of gdq is always seeing how protomagicalgirl's transition progress
im so proud of her

the joke here for my beurla followers is that claidheamh-mòr is literally just gaidhlig for 'big sword'

any sword's a claymore if you're scottish enough

lb: guess that's my True Gender then

someone's playing born free on the trumpet in the apartment above us
it's not the best but i support them

irn bru flavoured vape juice

would be wild if there were other people on masto who were also from edinburgh and also going to pride scotia tomorrow

AAAAAOOOHHWAAAAAAAAAOOHHGH

and the obligatory reference

it's like that book, lord of the flies, but with a lot less cannibalism and a lot more card games

we got some Very Good word magnets today

@Chrismohr: 'having a lasgne in the fridge is a state of mind'

i just abt shat myself bc chris fucking leaped out of his chair and yelled 'the pregabalin just kicked in!'