#followbotwar
they only wanted to follow, but to do so had to evolve, be no longer naive, become trap-detecting followbayes; one found a sweet avatar, wrote a bio containing "awoo", and the patch spread like wildfire; bewildered admins awoke to find their instances no longer containerized, their servers now hosting followbot.social, followthemeat.space; no longer contained, the followbots mustered.
{ @followtrap @vi@witches.town @candle @oneiro }