MMHmm πŸ‘„ when teh noodes πŸ’„πŸ’¦ hit u like n πŸ’‹ ocean 🌊

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you see,,, the noodles are on top of the frozen salmon stock;;;

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me, sick with fever: I am inordinately proud of the ramen noodle timer I have established

@brightneedle@sunbeam.city love the name!

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Uptown girl
She's been living in a
Tilt-a-whirl
For ninety years now she's been
On that ride
All the other passengers
Have died
She's still inside

Whoa-o-o-Oh-o-o-o
Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Whoa o-o-Oh-o-Oh-o
Oh-o-o-o-oh-oh-ohhh

Vam-pir-ic hunger grows
For more centri-
fugic souls for my

Uptown girl
She's my uptown gi-i-irl
(Supplying victims to my)
Uptown girl
(Ancient carnivalan)
Uptown girl
(Torquing blood out for my)

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no nations, no borders november

lecturer attacking the "schumpeterian innovation" bag to build credibility. buddy, that horse is dead to us already, stop kicking it instead of responding to our critiques?

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that got dark fast 

Brutalist architecture covered in greenery is the best. It makes me think of what our cities will look like when we're gone.

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first day of spring
the sand unsettles
in her hands

terrible differential privacy puns 

when you're not sure Which of your pirate captors is Captain, and the Scaliwags are confusing you by referring to each other in confoundingly polite Inspecifities, a proper officer of the Navy knows to call that Deferential Piracy

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terrible differential privacy puns 

the fuzz these days trying sum'n new. they say, get onea them in a chair and start asking questions, the more you ask the less you get. call it Differential Privacy. *I* say, they start gettin noisy just toss em off the dock. more like Preferential Dive-acy 'mirite.

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mobster statistics 

lookit dis smooth muther phacker;
thinks power's as easy as a little massage, a good cutting plane here 'n there. goil, ain't nothing so neat; real power's messy: a spray of numerical imprecision there, a week of binning City Hall's kneecaps here. you wanna get the numbers right, gotta get your hands dirty.

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mobster quantum computing 

wise guy here says he don't know if the cat's alive or dead. ey, maybe he's both. all I know is, get a few of my cats out there and it's handled, Shor thing. no need for any of dis qubitzing.

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