suddenly sleepy
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cow content 🐮
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that felt good
gave my room a nice clean
friendship is magic, which is how we summoned this demon
You can't convince me this isn't the best way to browse Mastodon.
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Uh computer, load up the 4D3D3D3
why do bicycles always want to lay down?
because they're two tired
Cheap roomba!
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We're living in the dumbest timeline. 
damn time
why are you going so quickly?
gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
i have defeated jeff beezos now i am the amazon