Yea sure transing our gender is great and all but when are they going to make my gut microbiome produce lactase?

We should stop saying “country so-and-so legalised gay marriage” and start saying “stopped prohibiting gays from marrying” tbh. It's less of a “legalised something new” and more of a “stopped banning it for us” thing.

asking for help 

Howdy, lovelies

Y'all know I hate being a burden, but if you could drop a buck or two in my "food money" bucket hat, I'd be eternally grateful$somarasu

love you! 💖


neurotypicals just arent able to empathise with people that arent like them, and while we should remain aware of that fact we shouldnt discriminate against them just because theyre a bit different

@Elizafox I'm only temporarily awake because our landlord is doing construction in our living room again

me: [looking at an owl] behold,, a Bird of Prey

owl: [looking at me] behold,, an Ape of Cheese

me and you and 🫵
all of these living dead 🧟‍♀️
burning up in the sun ☀️
where the bodies add ⚰️

got a taste for the 👅
cash and androgyny 🧑‍🎤
anybody wanna come 👀
and rescue me 🚁

Men & Enbies want ONE* thing and it is disgusting 

*The Kim Kitsuragi Handmade Replica Bomber Jacket

About donation posts 

If you have a problem with me donating any of my money I earn with my adult job to people I decided to help out for my own personal reasons,

a) Fuck off out of my business and
b) know that I committed time theft for most of it anyway

all right you pervert freaks. what unspeakable new hole have you invented now

Asking for money for a brain MRI in emergency, mention of cancer (no details), please boost 

Hey fedi friends,

I'm so sorry to make this begpost, but it's for a really really important exam: a brain MRI to see if I have a brain cancer.

It's scheduled on September 21th.

It's gonna cost 194,75€ and living only on my disability benefits, I can't afford it...

Any help would be truly appreciated please, even a boost would be a lot already. Thank you so much 💙


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