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dude's rock (warm)

"i dont bite" is the cowarda way of telling someone to come nearer "i do bite and you like it like that you fucking freak" is how i got about it

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These fries taste like they've tried their best to keep them warm since yesterday

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Called in to work on account of my fat nuts

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I may have just called Link "gay Luigi" and now I can't stop imagining him have some ridiculous "Italian" accent (not a real thing)

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Lord, give me the strength to resist the yankee devil!

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fortune
Rating women on the Budweiser scale; the number of Clydesdales it would take
to pull you off her.
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Hackernews

Google and Massachusetts have installed an app without consent or notification - play.google.com/store/apps/det

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the only acceptable pink washing is if you got pink hair and are taking a shower

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Common Dreams

**‘Counseling Not Criminalization’ Bill Unveiled to Boot Police From US Schools**

""For too long our education system has been intertwined with the criminal legal system and the results have been tragic.""

commondreams.org/news/2021/06/

#news #bot

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Kiss my mother with this mouth? No, I kiss your dad with this mouth.

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Cas [main]

RT @ParvusPlants@twitter.com

It's autistic pride day! Support an autistic business and get some great plants too 🎉

We grow them here in wales, with no peat or chemical pesticides. Packaging is recycled/able, and we have care guides for everything, plus in-depth articles too! 🤓

parvusplants.uk/

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ParvusPlants/statu

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More like Mackleless. Got 'em.

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Ok, who doesn't have at least a few strategically placed self-defense weapons in their bedroom?

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LGBTQIIA+ΦΔΘΣΓΠΞΨ all these new genders are getting out of hand! There are only two! Alphas and cucks!

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I just woke up

Ψ male?

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Drífa Jónsdóttir :kitty_trans:

For those of you interested in NASA or how queer folks fare in the USA's government, NASA TV is playing something called "The Power of Active Allyship" right now: nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/#pu

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nicodotgay

you show me a picture of a possum and i will obliterate the like button

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redfrog

Can you guess what happens when you provide homeless people with housing?

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You reduce crime, increase employment, improve health, and do not increase reliance on social benefits.

80% of costs are offset by the benefits in the first 18mos.

drop.infini.fr/r/hw0Xg0h8pC#0a=

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