Toni♦️ @toni@cybre.space

google> We must send you a text to verify it's you logging in

google> But we don't have your phone number. Please give it to us now so we can send you the text

me> This is very secure and not at all a poor attempt at harvesting my phone number

fraggles:
have a 30 minute work week
engage in mutual aid and outreach and live in harmony
are against unjustified hierarchy, such as the gorgs
and they love to dance their cares away, worries for another day. they let the music play, down at fraggle rock

The gender binary is a cis problem, and you don't have to address it as a nonbinary person if you don't want to.

You only have to live your life as you wish.

#nonbinarypride #nonbinary #lgbtq #nonbinarypositivity #genderbinary

The Mantis Lords are my favorite boss fight in the game, for both mechanical and aesthetic reasons:

-The music fuckin' *slaps* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDkU65pJNQ

-You don't just boorishly walk in and start the fight; you must formally challenge them

-You don't kill them; they graciously withdraw after they're satisfied with your demonstration of combat skill

-"Excellent, you've bested me. Now fight two of us."

-Afterwards, you earn all Mantis' respect and they won't attack

@knownrobes I love how art sometimes shows up in the oddest places. Japan for instance has some really beautiful manhole covers...

look at this extremely attractive drain cover

I'm proud (or not) to announce you that the "fake chatbot technique" to answer to people not seeking professional conversations on professional accounts is almost as fun on LinkedIn.
I kind of want to build such a bot now.
(twitter version in French )

Just found found a Danish sim card which will soon be deactivated.

+45 7166 2638

Send me one of these old-fashioned texts. :D

I will receive them on an old Nokia phone (Nokia 3210).

I might post them here also. :)

(Also, feel free to send silent messages or to try to intercept messages if you have SS7 access. [Which you probably always wanted to do if you have access.)

"May I kiss you?" the android asked.
"Can't you tell?"
"I can analyse your expression, your breathing, temperature and more, and conclude you want me to."
"There you go."
"But that is me telling me you want me to. I need to hear you tell me you want me to."
"Kiss me!"
They did.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

This is bizarre but true: in older (and by that I mean largely pre-1900) English printed alphabets, the character & was printed at the end, and was memorized as a 27th character.

It was recited in the alphabet as "per se and", meaning "'and' by itself". So the end of the alphabet went "X, Y, Z, and per se and."

The phrase "and per se and" eventually got contracted - and is how we got today's name for the symbol: ampersand.

No, really: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ampersand

I HALP!

Here is today's work! I wanted to make a painting that looks super glowy and bright. What do you think, did I succeed?
Also: Painting even though I initially didn't want to. But it was a nice session! #mastoart #traditionalart #artistlife

Checklist: check

Protip: if you have to put "will you rename this software so it's not named a slur" in your FAQ, maybe you need to rename your software so it's not named a slur

happy independence from the evil british colonial empire day to americans but seriously guys the indigenous nations need their independence from you. also you're an evil colonial empire now did you learn nothing

when i think of the american revolution, i always remember this West Wing* quote and smile:

«We jumped out from behind bushes while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets, but never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy, and "Your Highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me, if you please."»

Es gibt übrigens ein Update zu der auf der #GPN19 gesichteten Katze: https://fragdenstaat.de/anfrage/blaue-katze/

Findet ihr, die Orga sollte sich bemühen, die Katze auch zur nächsten GPN wieder nach Karlsruhe zu locken?