koala bear infestation Show more
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
pro tip PIRG: people don't like it when you con them into an uncancellable monthly donation
mh hot take Show more
I think except for really debilitating brain diseases(low-functioning autism, schizophrenia, dementia, etc.), most so-called mental illnesses aren't really illnesses so much as they are differences of brain function. This constant need to pathologize anything outside the norm is pretty harmful.
Boost if you're just here so you don't get fined
The word straight is often used to describe two or even one dimensional shapes.
In other words, straight people have no depth.
Sometimes the best solution is to just press the block or mute button.
I’m not subtooting anything this is just general advice. Bc sometimes I find it hard to give myself permission to do those things :0
Opinion, potentially of the bad variety. Show more
Gettin sick of this notion that mental illness gives you a free pass to be a dick to people without consequence.
Yeah, the world should be more accommodating of people with mental illness, but you gotta be a fucking mature person, regardless.
You can't expect your friends to not be upset that you keep cancelling plans on them because Anxiety.
No Spoons doesn't give you the excuse to ignore other people's emotions when they do shit tons of emotional labor for you.
"It's unfair to just shut someone out of your life without warning, if you don't tell me what I did wrong, how can I learn to be better?" asks dude whose reaction to even the gentlest correction has always been to get all weird and defensive and argumentative about it
In case you need a reminder, "latinx" is not a fucking word.
Starting to worry about how many pages are going to end up like this. JS-free fallbacks aren't just about people who turn JS off in their browsers!
Is business cards still a thing? Do you consider them a good thing to have when you go to conferences and such? 🤔
What's your favorite industrial album and why is it Nihil by KMFDM?
the fact that people still cling to unsubstantiated conspiracy theories in an era where whistleblowing and leaks start to resemble waterfalls by volume and intensity is absurd.
9/11 Reminder Show more
I'm not saying respect the military. I'm just saying that military kids are/were some of the most profoundly affected Americans by this fucking terrible shitwar.
9/11 Reminder Show more
Just letting you all know that there are thousands of military families that got torn apart because of that event.
There are adults now who watched with a sinking feeling in their guts, not because of the event itself, but because they knew they may not see their parent(s) ever again, starting that day.
I'm not one of them, but I just wanted to give that reminder while you're making your memes.
"Bigfoot is real. He broke into my house and fucked my wife, while I watched. I didn't even stop him, because I was just blinded by the balls on that cryptid. Like, literally -- his nuts were the size of basketballs. It was mesmerizing, like watching an artist at work -- I can't even think about sex without longing for him to be in my place.
What were we talking about again?"
--Neil DeGrasse Tyson, 2013
Do not computer. Not even once.
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