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At Hole Foods with @stalfos right now and I caught the food court masseuse glaring at two grown men having lunch together.

Me internally: β€œyou touch people for a living, guy.”

In other words: β€œFloridaman still homophobe in 2018”

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pro tip PIRG: people don't like it when you con them into an uncancellable monthly donation

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Boost if you're just here so you don't get fined

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The word straight is often used to describe two or even one dimensional shapes.
In other words, straight people have no depth.

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Sometimes the best solution is to just press the block or mute button.

I’m not subtooting anything this is just general advice. Bc sometimes I find it hard to give myself permission to do those things :0

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Opinion, potentially of the bad variety. Show more

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"It's unfair to just shut someone out of your life without warning, if you don't tell me what I did wrong, how can I learn to be better?" asks dude whose reaction to even the gentlest correction has always been to get all weird and defensive and argumentative about it

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In case you need a reminder, "latinx" is not a fucking word.

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I was trying to access a particular website in the wayback machine, but it looks like it's completely broken because it's React-based and some of the key JavaScript wasn't archived. As a result, the site doesn't load at all - it's an entirely blank page.

Starting to worry about how many pages are going to end up like this. JS-free fallbacks aren't just about people who turn JS off in their browsers!

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Is business cards still a thing? Do you consider them a good thing to have when you go to conferences and such? πŸ€”

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What's your favorite industrial album and why is it Nihil by KMFDM?

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the fact that people still cling to unsubstantiated conspiracy theories in an era where whistleblowing and leaks start to resemble waterfalls by volume and intensity is absurd.

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9/11 Reminder Show more

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@InkAndCircuits

Is your display name a reference to something?

I heard KMFDM sucks. ;)

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"Bigfoot is real. He broke into my house and fucked my wife, while I watched. I didn't even stop him, because I was just blinded by the balls on that cryptid. Like, literally -- his nuts were the size of basketballs. It was mesmerizing, like watching an artist at work -- I can't even think about sex without longing for him to be in my place.

What were we talking about again?"

--Neil DeGrasse Tyson, 2013

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Good morning!

Please boost this fella far and wide on the interwebs.

He was with me at a very grim time in my life, and was such a good egg

#bestestboyrip

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