koala bear infestation Show more
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
masotdon meta nothing Show more
there should be a mood button...
so that people don't think you /like/ the shitty thing happening to them.
sonic movie Show more
Seriously, from the trailer that dropped today (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI if you haven't seen it), this looks dire. I genuinely don't understand the approach here. It seems set up to be a "fish out of water" story, except they never let the fish interact with anything outside the water. Then "Sonic has to save the planet", except the trailer implies that Sonic /is the danger to the planet/.
This movie's gonna build an awful lot of nice houses for talented actors, though.
Extremely gay thoughts Show more
At my company’s yearly development conference.
So many beefy guys. So many cute short guys. Scruffy, short, beefy guys.
Big ⬆️ mood
Do not computer. Not even once.
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