koala bear infestation
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
Because I'm going to sleep earlier and am accidentally programmed to only sleep for 6 hours ever now
Seriously, from the trailer that dropped today (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI if you haven't seen it), this looks dire. I genuinely don't understand the approach here. It seems set up to be a "fish out of water" story, except they never let the fish interact with anything outside the water. Then "Sonic has to save the planet", except the trailer implies that Sonic /is the danger to the planet/.
This movie's gonna build an awful lot of nice houses for talented actors, though.
Awaiting the third impact
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