koala bear infestation Show more
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
masotdon meta nothing Show more
there should be a mood button...
so that people don't think you /like/ the shitty thing happening to them.
Well obviously there's an agenda against white men, that's why they're not in charge of powerful corporations and governments.
Why, if there wasn't an anti-white man agenda, then white men would be wealthy and powerful and have walls full of rotting candy like they deserve.
@stephaniezvan You could still do that, but only because significant chunks of social media are now 60 year old parents
Here's my reviews of Roku clients.
Amazon: Really good, except for not having separate profiles. No autoplay bullshit. Amazon shows ads for its own shows, though, and unfortinuately Amazon is evil as hell.
Hulu: Wildly counterintuitive and buggy. Still no autoplay bullshit.
Netflix: The most stable, but the ribbons move around randomly and everything is an autoplay element, which causes pervasive, low-level anxiety while using it.
uspol, death, decorum Show more
"I will never apologize for the United States — I don't care what the facts are... I'm not an apologize-for-America kind of guy." - George H.W. Bush, Aug 2 1988
This was in response to the US Navy cruiser USS Vicennes using a cruise missile to destroy Iran Air 655, an Airbus A300 with 290 civilians on board. There were no survivors.
Remember this when you demand decorum from people criticizing GHWB in the wake of his death last night.
Do not computer. Not even once.
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