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My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
BE GAY DO CRIMES
Haven't been corny on main in a while so here's a reminder that I do love you nerds ❤️💜💙
I wonder what effect it would have on the world if we changed primary-education classrooms to put zero stigma on saying "I don't know" or giving a wrong answer.
it's no one's segmentation *fault*... it's just something that happened
I’m okay with battle royale modes becoming the gaming fad if it means no more lootboxes
The tape-and-crossbones is legit an amazing piece of graphic design, and completely unintentional. Wild.
so, where are the mastodon cooking channels?
Today I'm out of sync with the entire world. 🍃
I barely deal with talking to other humans, why the hell would I want to use voice commands to turn my TV on?
How do people also do projects from home? I feel like I don't have enough attention capacity, channel bandwidth, or spoons. whatever you wanna call it....
Take breaks. Set a timer if you have to so you don't forget.
I set the alarm at 5am so I'd get out of bed at 7:30ish 'cause I have to be at work at 8
"Face It, You Just Don’t Care About the News Anymore" by Hossein Derakhshan
"Let’s admit that news, as we recognized it for two centuries, is dying. It has lost most of its purpose for the majority of the middle class, and its value as a commodity has evaporated. But if news is almost dead, how can journalism — and thereby democracy — survive?"
The whole essay is very much worth the read.
All forms of media that optimize for engagement or virality will converge toward lies and hate.