koala bear infestation Show more
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever.
Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter.
I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf".
Koalas, they're so fucking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me.
They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
masotdon meta nothing Show more
there should be a mood button...
so that people don't think you /like/ the shitty thing happening to them.
Extremely gay thoughts Show more
At my company’s yearly development conference.
So many beefy guys. So many cute short guys. Scruffy, short, beefy guys.
Big ⬆️ mood
Oha, season 3 of #TheMagicians is on (US) Netflix!
Hmmmm, do I wanna watch that? It had pretty people but repeatedly made me angry...
"Do your part" energy conservation plans, like turning lights off when you leave the room, are great for your energy bill, but their job as part of "lowering carbon footprints" is to deflect from the big corporations that actually use the vast majority of the power.
For example, the average US stand-alone home uses ~11,000 kWh per year.
The VERY MOST EFFICIENT roadside LED billboard uses ~61,000 kWh per year. That number rises to ~323,000 kWh at the top end.
Do not computer. Not even once.
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