Today at lunch, the waitress said to me, "Do you ever get told you look like someone else?"

"Yeah," I said, "all the time. Who'd you have in mind?"

"You know that movie, Revenge of the Nerds...?"

@emdeesee Even if she meant that as a compliment, that's the kind of compliment that you, uh, should probably keep to yourself.

(I mean, if she had said Rick Moranis, on the other hand...)