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@museum_things: Random items in Museums Victoria’s collection

@gui_dreams: Dreaming of the GUIs of the future, by dredging up archived skins and themes from Customize․org

Lightning saying「食べちゃうにゃん」 for that one quest is definitely some kind of pun but I haven’t been able to quite figure out why

somehow inadvertently managed to get a universal battery charger whose display wouldn’t look at all out of place in a scene from a Trigger anime

Michiru likes basketball, basketball is played in the NBA, NBA is an anagram of BNA. Makes u think!

somehow inadvertently managed to get a universal battery charger whose display wouldn’t look at all out of place in a scene from a Trigger anime

I have constructed a Mac universal binary which is a normal program when run in 32-bit mode but which emits a warning message and then re-executes itself in 32-bit mode when run in 64-bit mode and I am now spending some time reflecting on the nature of sin

having queer game dev friends is great because you can spend an evening overanalysing the geometry and texturing techniques used for Lightning’s eye and it’s both gay *and* very interesting

instead of creatively obfuscating the name of one popular children’s book author so your posts cannot be found or keyword muted, have you considered: simply not posting about one popular children’s book author?

TIL there are companies making adapters to add a clutch plate to retrofitted EV motors so it can be used with the car’s original gearbox, so you can keep the manual shifter working if you want and… I guess it’s just as well owning a car would be entirely impractical for me lmao

almost as if this sort of profiling technology is not actually useful for “relevance” but is largely an exercise in the laundering and sale of personal information 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Company: our technology uses sophisticated algorithms to deliver highly relevant suggestions for you

Algorithm: if user.gender is Gender.FEMALE then return Books.where(genre is BookGenre.ROMANCE)

there simply isn’t an excuse for this lmao please just make a web page

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puzzled by Valve deciding to update their “game news” pages to be an overlay requiring an RTX 2080 Super or better to render at more than 5fps

patch for polycule graph software to add support for showing your coronavirus bubble

I just want to solemnly swear that I will never work for a company which creates a button labeled “see less often” on an item the user didn’t ask to see

your MobyGames profile allows you to share your contact details for no fewer than three messaging services which have been completely offline for somewhere between two and seven years 😂

any Canadians have suggestions for places to buy random hobbyist electronics stuff like panel mount jacks or packs of resistors or the like which aren’t amazon or the big few multinationals?

wait wait wait hold on is THIS why the rear of PAL releases of Gran Turismo 2 make the claim that the game “smells real” ??? like it literally originally did????? (image from

I don’t really have anything interesting to say about their latest game but I think they should just make a sequel to Jak X next

Catalina is *so consistently awful* I might be tempted to update my work machine to Big Sur public beta 1 just for the chance it fixes this bullshit in a year-old production operating system

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