PSA: water is H2O, it has a pretty fixed pH value. so does your body. if you were to somehow make your blood "more alkaline" you would almost instantly die
"alkaline water" is just water. it has no effects that regular water doesn't have. also it is not even alkaline. even if it was, it would not make your body more alkaline to drink it. that is not how pH works. stay hydrated but don't buy that shit
@applebaps I once had someone on tumblr tell me that cancer and numerous other diseases were entirely caused by pH imbalances in the body and I almost snapped my laptop in half
@photophoregirl imagine hearing that level of stupid shit daily at your job for 2 years and being ordered to sell this stuff to people or you're fired
@photophoregirl ah yes thanks for coming to the ""clinic"" today, let me give you this book on how vitamin C can cure cancer. make sure you bring your infant child back with you next time to get "adjusted"
@applebaps my mom has me see a chiropractor a few times when I was younger and one time the fucker went for my neck before I was ready and pulled a muscle. She didn’t take me back after that
In this case series, 12 patients with newly diagnosed cervical artery dissection(s) had recent chiropractic neck manipulation. Patients who are considering chiropractic cervical manipulation should be informed of the potential risk and be advised to seek immediate medical attention should they develop symptoms.
@photophoregirl see also
RESULTS: Twenty six fatalities were published in the medical literature and many more might have remained unpublished. The alleged pathology usually was a vascular accident involving the dissection of a vertebral artery.
CONCLUSION: Numerous deaths have occurred after chiropractic manipulations. The risks of this treatment by far outweigh its benefit.
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@applebaps @photophoregirl i had a distant aunt die after getting her neck manipulated by a chiro; i never actually met her tbh but it is one of those things that gets brought up in the family sometimes, and i am very mad about chiropractors all the time bc of it honestly
i have a coworker who goes to one on the reg and i am occasionally tempted to say "hey maybe the reason you're not improving on this health issue is because this is garbage??" but, people,
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@photophoregirl @applebaps like i said she was v distant and i never met her - i am honestly not 100% she was alive at the same time as me? - it is just sort of at the status of family gripe at this point that occasionally gets brought up, which is weird, because she was a person who lived and then died early, but. it sucks but i have a weird detached relation to the situation.
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